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Well over thirty years ago,
on the wasteland that is
the Sea of Tranquility,
Blood was spilled,
the blood of my blood.
I was nothing, an invalid.
To survive on the hell that was
the moon, I did some terrible deeds.
Eventually I attained enough money
for a one way ticket off that damned rock.
They said that Earth was
the planet of opportunity.
They spoke the truth.
A rich man took me under his wing.
He was the one who introduced me to politics.
The orphan from some backwater colony
saw some success in his occupation.
The people of Earth really liked me. They now call me
"President of the United Colonies of Earth."
However, I am certain that in my heart
I am still the devil I once was:
the Lunar Child of State.

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alnilam

Let's grok

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alnilam posted:

Let's grok

And groll

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

Let's grok

Hobo Pyro
directed by guillermo del toro

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I guess this is a little late but any feedback would be greatly appreciated.

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Hobo Pyro posted:

directed by guillermo del toro

I decided that the TV show adaptation should star Idris Elba, Bryan Cranston, and Adam Sandler.

Spoiler: Adam was a ghost the whole time.

Maybe Magpie

Stop! I have a license to post!
i enjoyed this. :toot:

my new dog

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tempting gems

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MrWillsauce

what happens when the right finds your space birth certificate, mister president?



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MrWillsauce posted:

what happens when the right finds your space birth certificate, mister president?

An orbital space laser should dissuade them from doing something that they will regret.

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