with everyone probated now is the chance for me to make the best post ever

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Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

i hope it will be a good one :dance:

# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:05

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:07

breakfast dorito: doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)

when is it coming

# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:16

Android Blues

the best post ever had better be inside the surly confines of this thread soon, that's all i'm saying

# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:49

Android Blues

preparing my plinth upon the mantel; a velvet pillow, a bronze plaque above

my home is ready to play task to a pale replication of the best post that's ever been made. if you can make it soon that would be better because then i could set the glass case down

# ? Apr 2, 2016 04:53

Android Blues

# ? Apr 2, 2016 05:04

Android Blues

it's been almost two hours since quidnose said he would make the best post ever. my mouth is dry. i'm hungry, and shaking, but i cannot leave my post - must be here to greet it when it comes

# ? Apr 2, 2016 05:43

the unabonger

anxiously awaiting... the post

# ? Apr 2, 2016 06:45

FluffieDuckie

guys i'm going to have to go to bed soon. will someone text me when the post comes through?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 2, 2016 07:07

breakfast dorito: doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)

i would but i don't have your number and am on the wrong continent

# ? Apr 2, 2016 08:20

Tiberius Thyben: Gone Phishing

Hey I heard there's going to be a really good post. Did I miss it?

# ? Apr 2, 2016 08:24

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

i came all this way for the best post ever...

# ? Apr 2, 2016 08:40

the unabonger

dont worry, op is just crafting it. the best post ever.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 09:06

Android Blues

(in echoing voice of i flunked out's post) the best post ever...

# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:31

Android Blues

quidnose, we're going to need you to report to the thread soon with the best post ever. i know it's going to be a good post - perhaps the best one ever - in fact, certainly that - but we all have families to go home to and tiny little mouths to feed (our own mouths, which i assume are unilaterally very small)

# ? Apr 2, 2016 13:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:04

breakfast dorito: doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)

you're letting the team down man

# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:44

Urodov

the only real question is, what kind of meme is it going to be?

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# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:56

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

Quidnose, we've waited a while now. If we don't see the greatest post of all time very soon I'm going to have to gas this thread using the arbitrary powers that I temporarily have.

hi how are you ♥

# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:38

Android Blues

Please, Saint Isaias Boner. Give Quidnose a chance. Of course if he fails to deliver i'll be equally incensed, angry beyond belief and ready to dole out infinite punishments, but I really believe that he's about to do it - make the best post ever, that is - any minute now.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:47

breakfast dorito: doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)

make byob great again, quidnose

# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:54

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

Android Blues posted:

Please, Saint Isaias Boner. Give Quidnose a chance. Of course if he fails to deliver i'll be equally incensed, angry beyond belief and ready to dole out infinite punishments, but I really believe that he's about to do it - make the best post ever, that is - any minute now.

Your eloquent and heartfelt support for Quidnose has stayed my treacherous hand, which was previously hovering over the gas button but now instead waits to rate this thread "5" when Quidnose inevitably delivers on his promise.

hi how are you ♥

# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:55

Android Blues

thank you. i'm already preparing a place in the gold mine for when Quidnose leavens the raw, grating coarseness of our posts with the rarefying beauty of the best post ever. As a mod team, I think this will be our landmark moment.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 16:20

Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

it was a fool, for april, for the post itself was the only post that i did make, thus handing you a heaping of irony

....success?

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# ? Apr 2, 2016 17:33

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

i don't know about wherever you are but in the UK if you play an April fool's joke after midday it is you, OP, who is the April Fool

# ? Apr 2, 2016 17:37

Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

the tables have turned!!!

# ? Apr 2, 2016 17:38

Urodov

ah yes., ironies. the favorite meme

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# ? Apr 2, 2016 18:05

MrWillsauce

I don't get it?

# ? Apr 2, 2016 18:08

Business Gorillas

I don't like getting bamboozled, swindled, or tricked, op

# ? Apr 2, 2016 18:18

the unabonger

ban the op for getting my hopes up, and then crushing them brutally

# ? Apr 2, 2016 18:34

deep dish peat moss

I know what the best post ever is but lowtax installed a killswitch that goes off if I ever post it again.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 18:35

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Wh...where is it? :ohdear:

# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:12

Absurd Alhazred: by Athanatos

This is not the best post. This is just a tribute.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Apr 2, 2016 23:51

Android Blues

Quidnose posted:

it was a fool, for april, for the post itself was the only post that i did make, thus handing you a heaping of irony

....success?

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tears are streaming down my face. this was the right thing to do, not for your awful sake, but for the sake of the best post ever, which never had a chance to exist

Shakill OReal posted:

I know what the best post ever is but lowtax installed a killswitch that goes off if I ever post it again.

this sounds promising though...

# ? Apr 3, 2016 01:36

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:07

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

Everyone is back so I fear you have lost your chance, Quidnose. I'll close this now so your failure can continue to reproach you, but should you draft the best post in the history of the world please PM someone and this thread will reopen to receive your genius.

hi how are you ♥

# ? Apr 3, 2016 12:21

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