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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Samovar posted:

The ending of The Thick of It. There's a chance that one of the characters actually does a good thing... but then, he gets too scared to do it, and everyone ends up being broken shells of human beings, pretty much as has been indicated throughout the whole series. Whether they were like that at the beginning, though, or whether politics did it to them, I think is best summarised by Malcolm's last speech to Ollie. Damned if I can find it on youtube, tho.

The inquiry episode was better than the finale though Malcolm's speech is excellent. I was watching Desperate Housewives with a pal recently and someone gives the "this job ruins you" speech but it fell flat for me because Capaldi is an animal in his one.

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Drunken Baker posted:

Sorry for the derail. I've never seen a single episode of 'One Foot' but I'll have to go back and check it out now. Cheers.

I'll contribute something now.

If you're into horror then you have to watch THE BORDERLANDS (Final Prayer in the US)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2781832/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I know this goes without saying when it comes to a horror film, but seriously do NOT spoil the film for yourself if you have an inkling to see it. Don't even look up clips on youtube because even though it's only a half second flash it shows something from the end that kind of gives away the finale. It's not a twist, by any means, but still...

The Borderlands is a found footage horror which initially turns a lot of people off. The thing is, unlike most other found footage films this one uses the medium perfectly and doesn't reply on cheap scare and jump scenes. A Vatican representative tasked with debunking hauntings teams up with an initially sceptical 'techie' and it's their job to investigate an ancient, remote church on the borderlands of Scotland.

The film is just soaked in dread and atmosphere, there's a constant sensation that something is wrong but ironically it's also really funny because the two leads quickly form a friendship as they delve deeper into the madness. Spoilers ahead, if any of this sounds remotely like something you'd like to experience go and see the film and come back and we'll get into the most insane ending of any films I've seen to date. An ending that gave me nightmares, something that means nothing to you because you don't know me but I'm a middle aged man for god's sake, I shouldn't have nightmares... Anyway...

Throughout the film we're given hints that something is wrong with the entire village that surrounds the Church and not just the building itself. The people who live there are off, but not in a Innsmouth way. It's more insidious, more spiritual. There's talk of old Pagan gods and demons. Not the hoof footed satyr's from the pages of the Bible, but beings that make up the earth itself. Towards the end of the film they call in an old and powerful exorcist who begins a ritual in the main hall of the church and things go NUTS. Fleeing into the catacombs below the church our two heroes discover (and are led, it seems) horrific altars where human sacrifices took place, evidence of babies being put to the blade to feed the demon and so on. They get lost and descend deeper still into the earth. Panic sets in and apparitions of the exorcist lead them deeper and deeper still. The find themselves trying to escape through a cramped tunnel only to witness the path ahead close, a huge sphincter-like muscle clamping down like the shutter on a camera. The way back too, has sealed itself as the digestive tract of the demon, the earth itself begins to loving digest them alive.

:stare:

Everyone who I've bullied into watching the film (It IS a hard sell without giving it away) has said they've never seen a film that has stuck with them more than this. So please, watch The Borderlands.

You didn't mention the part where the techie's camera keeps turning off and on in little snapshot clips as they scream in agony and their flesh visibly melts off which I think is interspersed between the credits?

That hosed me up.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I was trying to forget... :stare::stonklol:

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
The one my "reflexologist" provides after I get my paycheck.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Drunken Baker posted:

Everyone who I've bullied into watching the film (It IS a hard sell without giving it away) has said they've never seen a film that has stuck with them more than this. So please, watch The Borderlands.

Roro posted:

You didn't mention the part where the techie's camera keeps turning off and on in little snapshot clips as they scream in agony and their flesh visibly melts off which I think is interspersed between the credits?
I really cannot understand why anyone would willingly subject themselves to anything like this.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

english muffin posted:

this...isn't the ending to The Mist short story/novella at all. Can you quote?
Well I think he took more from that ending then I ever did but the protagonist does write down what happened to them and left them in case someone is still around.

quote:

That is what happened. Or nearly all-there is one final thing I'll get to in a moment. But you mustn't expect some -neat conclusion. There is no And they escaped from the mist into the good sunshine of a new day; or When we awoke the National Guard had finally arrived; or even that great old standby: It was all a dream. It is, I suppose, what my father always frowningly called fan Alfred Hitchcock ending," by which he meant a conclusion in ambiguity that allowed the reader or viewer I to make up his own mind about how things ended. My father had nothing but contempt for such stories, saying they were "cheap shots."

We got to this Howard Johnson's near Exit 3 as dusk began to close in, making driving a suicidal risk. Before that, we took a chance on a bridge that spans the Saco River. It looked badly twisted out of shape, but in the mist it was impossible to tell if it was whole or not. That particular game we won.

But there's tomorrow to think of, isn't there?

As I write this, it is a quarter to one in the morning, July the twenty-third. The storm that seemed to signal the beginning of it all was only four days ago. Billy is sleeping in the lobby on a mattress that I dragged out for him. Amanda and Mrs. Reppler are close by. I am writing by the light of a big Delco flashlight
snip

quote:

I am going to leave these pages on the counter and perhaps someday someone will find them and read them.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Three pages in, and nobody has posted the ending to Wizards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s

Say what you will about the rest of the movie, but the climactic ending makes it all worthwhile

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

sticklefifer posted:

Book-wise, I gotta go with "He loved Big Brother."

Six Feet Under's final montage is pretty much the mic drop of TV endings. The show fell off a bit in later seasons but that ending still manages to affect me after how much time you've spent with the characters whether you love or hate them. It's not just a series of emotional gut-punches, but the production of the scene is perfect.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Strudel Man posted:

I really cannot understand why anyone would willingly subject themselves to anything like this.

I was coerced into watching it by my sister, who thought the film sounded interesting. It was, in a gruesome way.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Mother 3. It's nothing particularly special or unique in terms of what actually happens, but the writing and execution are just superb. (For what it's worth I'm mostly talking about the final 'battle' rather than the cutscenes after, if only because it's so much more memorable, though both bits of credits music are also ace.)

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


How has nobody mentioned Metal Gear Solid 3 yet?

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
the ending to my life wherein i am shot down by the secret forces while trying to deliver a bad dragon dildo to the holy hole of godking trump

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
It was already mentioned but The Shield is by far my favorite ending out of TV shows/movies. It's very close to perfect, although I did feel a little bad for Mackey (just a little) - surely they could have put him to better use than that.

Book endings: The ending of the Dark Tower series of books. I hated it the first time, but each time I reread the series I like the ending more and more. The only thing I didn't like is the bit where he warns you not to continue, it's insulting to the reader to say "most of you idiots won't get this or like this so it's not my fault if you read it and get mad"...either own it and trust that the readers will get it or don't write it at all.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Oh yeah, while I'm gushing over parts of videos games that aren't technically the last cutscene but still the plot-heavy final bit of gameplay (and also great music), the last couple of court segments in the last case of Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations tie up the series so far wonderfully.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Didn't he include that after tonnes of people got really pissed off at him though?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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EmmyOk posted:

Didn't he include that after tonnes of people got really pissed off at him though?

No, it was in the first editions. He was right though, the journey was the most important part of the story so the last but wasn't really that important. I still liked it though.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Sorry do you mean the "don't read on" speech was in the first editions or the TRUE ending? I liked his true ending a lot.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Both.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Strudel Man posted:

I really cannot understand why anyone would willingly subject themselves to anything like this.

I can't either, but I chuckled at the ending in the original post then went on to wonder after reading the description of the credits did the Vatican send another specialist to sift through demon poo all Jurassic Park style to find the footage? I mean it *is* a miracle the footage survived to be found! Must be more impactful to watch than read, but it comes off like the backstory to an SCP entry.

The subject of endings always brings me to an old MST3K episode where they pan "The Girl in Lover's Lane," a depressing but otherwise forgettable drifter film with "the most hollow uplifting ending" they'd viewed to date and potentially since. The MST3K staff were so bothered by how bad the film was the final host segment features the Bots coming up with their own endings. You don't have to accept an ending when it's poorly written and executed.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
I cried at the ending of Requiem for a Dream, and I always tear up a little when I think about it. Similar delusional heartbreaking ending: One Hour Photo

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Alabaster White posted:

How has nobody mentioned Metal Gear Solid 3 yet?

I still need to play it

:negative:

liquorlanche
Sep 10, 2014
Traffic

Steven Bauer's character risks life and limb to go on the record as an ATF informant, just to give some kids a baseball field.

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grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.

Drunken Baker posted:

Everyone who I've bullied into watching the film (It IS a hard sell without giving it away) has said they've never seen a film that has stuck with them more than this. So please, watch The Borderlands.

Eh, I thought it was kinda underwhelming. From descriptions such as yours I was expecting some big metaphysical mindfuck in the last act, but it turned out to be a pretty formulaic found footage movie. The big bad monster at the end was somewhat original I guess, but it just as well might have been ghosts, witches, aliens or really anything.

Maybe I'm jaded, but there was nothing memorable about it for me.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

grate deceiver posted:

Eh, I thought it was kinda underwhelming. From descriptions such as yours I was expecting some big metaphysical mindfuck in the last act, but it turned out to be a pretty formulaic found footage movie. The big bad monster at the end was somewhat original I guess, but it just as well might have been ghosts, witches, aliens or really anything.

Maybe I'm jaded, but there was nothing memorable about it for me.

I felt the imagery of the ending was very memorable, but I'm a huge pussy so that might be why.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Even though it is directed by a well known Hollywood paedophile, I love the ending of Jeepers Creepers. One of the best 'sad' endings of a movie I have seen.

The woman is sitting at the police station the night after all the shenanigans took place. Her brother is dead, (the monster having taken his eyes), the fake mystic wise woman is dead, everyone who could corroborate her story of a monster stealing peoples body parts is dead, and she is waiting for her parents to show up and take her home. For me what makes it super awesome is that her parents are going to ask what happened, and she has to tell them, and everyone else, a story that nobody will believe. Also what is ace about that movie is throughout the film they don't know what the monster is, nor how to kill it, and they can only guess at what it wants. So this girl who survived, has no avenues or revenge, all she can do is know that a monster killed everyone she loved, and will again when it resurfaces in 20(?) years time

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I liked how Phineas and Ferb ended in the Flashforward episodes to events 10 and 25 years in the future.

A lot of those kinds of shows eventually have the prodigy age into something pathetic, like in Dexter's Lab where he spends most of his 20s as an office drone working for Mandark and it's just like, what the hell heppened? But with P+F they never stop. The series recognises that the poo poo they do isn't just impressive for 10 year olds, but it is impressive period. Also they keep it up outside of the summer, they don't get boring just because they're in school, they do so well in school colleges around the world are fighting over them, then by their mid 30s Phineas is accepting an award in sweden while Ferb has gone to do his own thing.

And it makes sense for these characters as their impressiveness is shown throughout the series as being one of their major flaws - they are addicted to it. They get antsy when they can't build some ludicrous solution, like when Baljeeet climbs Mount Danville and refuses their aid all the way, powering through all on his own power, and when they end up in a situation with literally no workable tools and materials in the Around the World movie Phineas almost has a psychotic break due to being unable to settle down and accept that there is nothing that he can do, so of course they will likely never stop.

Also, Perry and Doofenshmirtz chilling out in their retirements was pretty cute, especially when OWCA thinks he's doing something do to an alert going off but the latest inator is completely benign. Loved Doof realising what had happened and being all "Oh, did I... did I set off the inator alarm? Oh my it's been years, they must have been freaking out!"

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone
The Grapes of Wrath. There's Tom's famous speech, but after that, his sister's baby dies and the mentally disturbed uncle who's supposed to bury it decides to put it in a box and send it drifting down the flooded river so someone will find it and realize how bad things have gotten. Then she breastfeeds a starving hobo in a barn. That's the actual last scene i think. It's really good.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Alabaster White posted:

How has nobody mentioned Metal Gear Solid 3 yet?

I can never decide which ending I prefer more, 3 or 4.

"This is good...isn't it?"

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
The original Foundation novel has an absolutely brilliant ending. I love the fact that the Foundation wins by doing absolutely nothing because of the extremely heavy economic interdependence from all the other worlds in the sector and the fact that they literally can't afford to declare war on them despite their saber rattling.

It blows my mind how young he was when he wrote the trilogy. I can't find the exact age right now but I wanna say he was only 18 or 19 when he penned the first book.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3-Gt7mgyM

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl8vj9KZLvc

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Mechanical Ape
Aug 7, 2007

But yes, occasionally I am known to smash.
Monsters Inc. ends exactly as it should. And exactly where it should.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Oh, I forgot Orange is the New Black season 2's ending, which should have been the end of the show.

"Always so rude, that one."

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