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A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

re the gayest creatures on our planet.

this rare monkey seen here is drilnking pee like an idiot

this fucken dumbass monkey needs to get his dad to help him get all the star coins in mario 3d land

if you watch monkeys objectively for a lifetime - you will see that monkeys are dumb and have tiny lil dicks.

this dipshit monkey is wearing a drat football, on its head. marvelous

# ? Apr 3, 2016 15:51

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:58

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A LOVELY LAD posted:

this dipshit monkey is wearing a drat football, on its head. marvelous

while this monkey is clearly dumb I believe monkeys call it soccer

# ? Apr 3, 2016 16:23

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hey monkey, gently caress you!! you are so dumb and we will make sure it stays that way

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# ? Apr 3, 2016 16:23

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this monkey can't understand why no one will hire him :

and this monkey looks smart because of his glasses but he still can't get a job at the local accounting firm

# ? Apr 3, 2016 16:27

alnilam

The Attenborough monologue about the flea circus except it's monkeys who are watching the circus and he's going on and on about how loving dumb they are for really thinking there are fleas

# ? Apr 3, 2016 16:30

alnilam

"The gorilla said to its mother in sign language, 'look mommy I can see the fleas I can see the fleas!'... what a loving dumbass, there were obviously no fleas there haha!"

# ? Apr 3, 2016 16:32

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

this monkey is holding its dumb baby monkey wrong, dumb monkey will contribute to the ending of its gene pool and baby monkey is too much of a lil loser to do anything about it

# ? Apr 3, 2016 16:58

MrWillsauce

dolphins are making this exact thread about humans on dolphin byob right now

# ? Apr 3, 2016 19:28

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haha, look at those monkey fellers! thinking they are humans

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# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:02

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# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:06

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

Nosfereefer posted:

this monkey just badly photoshopped a pipe in so he seemed sophisticated and chiil, dumbass lil moron

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:08

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me appreciating good posts

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# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:08

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A LOVELY LAD posted:

this monkey just badly photoshopped a pipe in so he seemed sophisticated and chiil, dumbass lil moron

thats byob for you, haha

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# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:09

Android Blues

MrWillsauce posted:

dolphins are making this exact thread about humans on dolphin byob right now

the dolphin byob tier list (LONG AWAITED)

A+ (ecco tier)
now this is podracing
need to ventral
Sebastian (from little mermaid) <--- thats his full user name, they come up with some pretty wacky stuff on dolphin byob

flipper tier
the human dolphin
Pan Fluke
fish persona
Lissodelphis

chum tier
BILLY_KORGAN 1989 (chittering noises that translate to "dont post here")

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:23

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dolphin byob is not v chill...

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# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:24

MrWillsauce

posting with a porpoise

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:26

Piso Mojado

MrWillsauce posted:

posting with a porpoise

hey! I identify as a porpoise!

# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:02

Piso Mojado

Dolphins are not idiots, just liars. they want to be different so they say they're mammals, but really who do they think theyre fooling, stupid fish.

# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:05

Piso Mojado

*smuggly listening to a dolphin tell me about how he's a mammal* oh really, that's interesting - you are very hip and popular in the ocean I bet. soooo..remind me again the last time you walked on land ? Oh wait, i forgot haha you have fins, not legs! I'm so sorry I keep bringing that up...I'm such a dunce. Now go on, what were you saying about not being a fish?

Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Apr 3, 2016

# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:11

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dolphins may be dumb but the dolphin version of rznv is better

dolphin BYOB hasn't been the same since manateecrash truther left

# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:08

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

many dolphins keep manatees as pets but sometimes when they get out they get hit by boats

:ohdear:

# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:10

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

but dolphins in dolphin BYOB usually just post pictures of their urchins and other urchin related memes

# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:11

google THIS

there are zero monkeys in the op fyi

# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:07

Business Gorillas

What is a monkey?
Where do they come from?
Are they our friends or are they enemies?

They call brine shrimp sea monkeys. Does that mean that monkeys are related to shrimp?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:26

Business Gorillas

I feel like I'm asking myself a lot of Monkey related questions. Guess I was never really aware of monkeys before I read this thread

# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:27

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

What is a monkey? a little hairy pre person
Where do they come from? trees
Are they our friends or are they enemies?friends, they are way into magic if you want to get friends points fast

They call brine shrimp sea monkeys. Does that mean that monkeys are related to shrimp?yes

# ? Apr 4, 2016 04:07

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

ChairmanMeow posted:

What is a monkey? a little hairy pre person

OPEN YOUR EYES PRE-PLE

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# ? Apr 4, 2016 20:52

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bonus: a cat that think it is a monkey:

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# ? Apr 4, 2016 20:54

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Nosfereefer posted:

bonus: a cat that think it is a monkey:

wtf cat!?

# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:12

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