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Franco: *chatting up other virgins as minotaur ship departs* *chatting as minotaur ship arrives* Virgins, as minotaur charges: "Oh thank Zeus" Zeus: Franco, you can leave. I am sending Hermes to help you find your way out. Franco: This labyrinth sucks. hey zeus how come i got sacrificed but that trans bashing hercules still feasts Though Francodysseus was in disguise, his old servant recognized him by the golden fleece club card on his tunic To distract his men from the alluring call of the sirens, Francodysseus showed them his posts bored the hydra, bored the nemean lion, bored the bronze bull *is conned by atlas to hold the forums sphere* *complains so much atlas gets annoyed and takes the sphere back* francoedipus, the man destined to kill the forums and marry his hot sister, stabbed out his own eyes. Not because he hosed his mom, but to avoid seeing gbs. when he gets chained to the mountain and the bird comes down to rip out his liver, he tries vainly to suck the birds dick. Discord throws into the group of Ralp, Franco, and QCS a golden apple "to the whiniest" a mirror shileld that doesnt reflect all that much but has MEDUSA IS BAD written on it instead *hangs in front of charon's boat amongst the hordes of penniless lost souls* *holds his two coins in his hands, complains that the lost souls are crass and unfunny* *doesnt take the boat*
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I like the movie better op.
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Apr 6, 2016 13:26
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the wage gap
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Franctigone defies the king's prohibition and buries that cock in his rear end
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Spanish Hercules says, "Maybe I'll kill the hydra tomorrow. I'm really tired right now and need a siesta."
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*is tasked with cleaning the augean stables* *tries to force all the turds out with a stream of his own turds* *fails* *sulks away*
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i dont get it
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You: Don't put on that shirt, it's been soaked in Chiron's poisoned blood. Francules: You think I don't already know that? I'm a genius and I have the card to prove it. *Puts on poisoned shirt anyway while looking you right in the eye*
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*gifts the ladythread with a pretty wooden horsie* *jumps out at night*
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*tries to crawl past the blind cyclops disguised as a sheep* *fucks it up by loudly complaining about the cyclops' racism*
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*turns into golden rain* *nobody is impregnated, it was just piss*
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the only thing good about this thread is your sweet avatar OP
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seriously, if any of you misguided youths think reading this is a good idea, try spending that time you would have used on it railing crank and staring at OPs sweet avatar
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sagitirius: looks like we be settin sail for ye olde ides of march, matey dracula: i vant to suck your blood
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Mexican Jercules Hola hombre
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