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This was supposed to be a routine maintenance EVA. Alas, one little slip and here I am, slowly floating into the dark void of space and the TV reporter keeps asking stupid questions instead of letting me listen to my favourite song... |
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cop 1: It looks like the victim died sitting in front of a piece of paper with "1+2 = ???" on it. cop 2: Report from the mortician just came back. Looks like the cause of death was a stress-induced brain haemorrhage
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May 5, 2016 23:33
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no they will not posted:cop 1: It looks like the victim died sitting in front of a piece of paper with "1+2 = ???" on it. |
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May 5, 2016 23:46
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no they will not posted:cop 1: It looks like the victim died sitting in front of a piece of paper with "1+2 = ???" on it. |
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May 5, 2016 23:48
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no they will not posted:cop 1: It looks like the victim died sitting in front of a piece of paper with "1+2 = ???" on it.
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May 6, 2016 01:28
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Detective 1: based on the preliminary autopsy and a cursory examination of the victim's youtube history it appears he was watching a top 10 hayao miyazaki films video and when they put they wind rises above spirited away he screamed so hard his heart exploded Detective 2: drat shame
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May 6, 2016 02:05
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central, this is unit 501 --go ahead 501-- looks like we got a dead human latina female here - pretty cute too. died of a tortilla chip cut to the hand. Must've gotten a little too excited about giving extra chips to someone. drat shame...
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May 6, 2016 04:03
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alnilam posted:central, this is unit 501
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May 6, 2016 14:16
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in her diary she laments unrequited love for an awkward white boy
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May 8, 2016 05:05
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i almost will certainly die doing something mediocre ill go out the way i lived, being mediocre |
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May 8, 2016 05:39
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the day he died it was warm and sunny outside, with only a few clouds that kept you from saying "there isn't a cloud in the sky". he slept in. |
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May 8, 2016 06:24
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the OP's assertion that spaghetti is mediocre is...worrying |
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May 8, 2016 22:53
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Mediocore is my third or fourth favorite genre of music
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May 8, 2016 23:43
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no they will not posted:Mediocore is my third or fourth favorite genre of music boo |
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May 8, 2016 23:47
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officer: Any luck piecing this case together? detective: I think I've fathomed this out. Next to the shriveled body was a note. All it said was "so hungey for burriot."
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May 9, 2016 00:07
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Cop 1: Multiple injuries, fractures, bruising - body came to rest at the bottom of the stairs. Cop 2: ♫ There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.... |
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May 9, 2016 00:27
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i hope my death is an elaborate setup for a unique and otherworldly pun
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May 9, 2016 00:33
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Vynar posted:officer: Any luck piecing this case together? |
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May 9, 2016 00:49
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treasure bear posted:i hope my death is an elaborate setup for a unique and otherworldly pun Cop 2: is that written in blood? Cop 1: yea, but what does it say? Cop 2: "Hello" ?? Cop 1: 
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