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An Italian -4 oz chianti -4 oz extra virgin olive oil. Drink while on the shitter in a wife beater and no pants. ---------------- |
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the diner counter 2 oz coffee liquor 4 oz watered down fountain Coca Cola garnish with toast crumbs, a glop of Heinz from a glass bottle, torn straw wrappers and a sprig of parsley |
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red red wine 1 cup chianti 2 teaspoons of ketchup |
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rad wine -1 part radish juice -1 part radium-226 -1 part rad wine
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:1 part whole milk a nice cocktail twist to a classic soup mix! |
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the office 2 oz office water 1 oz sweat 1 oz spit 1 oz lemon 1 oz zima 1 oz fern juice 1 oz fake vase water 1 oz smoothie residue 1 oz tears 1 oz pee 1 oz dead skin flakes (face) 1 oz dandruff 1 oz feet 2 oz socks |
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Alcohol Surprise grab an alcohol or two definitely put some milk in there maybe a sauce- do some saucy angostura bitters (get some dashes up in) shake, stir, blend, do it up drink that biz Velociraptors are so loving smart they could probably invent some kind of dinosaur nuclear bomb and we wouldn't know what the gently caress. |
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what if you make a bloody mary but you garnish it with a sausage instead of celery and call it a "Slutty Mary" instead?
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or you could have a bunch of fit guys each take a sip of it
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MC Eating Disorder posted:what if you make a bloody mary but you garnish it with a sausage instead of celery and call it a "Slutty Mary" instead? I'm guessing you've never heard of "Meat Straws."
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I'm guessing you've never heard of "Meat Straws." Is that also code for something in the bar? |
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lmbo calrissian posted:Is that also code for something in the bar? ask your bartender to suck on a meat straw you will be understood
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The Cemented Mixer 1 shot glass Baileys 2 drops lime juice 1 squeeze contact cement Stir until it curdles into cottage cheese, then dig out of the shot glass with your tongue. Thankfully the contact cement will seal your facehole so you can't consume another one.
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i would like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat |
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Leaded and Unleaded 4 oz Flint river water Splash of 92 octane unleaded (76 or Exxon) 1 oz espresso 1 oz decaf coffee Fill remainder of glass with generic drugstore whiskey sold in a plastic bottle Repeat until memory fades
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Apr 12, 2016 22:00
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The Glory Hole Liberal application of salt Knox unflavored gelatin 2 oz tapioca or boba 1 oz blue curacao 3 oz Malibu rum Fresh man juice from the local adult bookstore (to taste) Don't forget the pink umbrella!
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The Sandman 2 oz sand 1 oz sawdust 2 oz gravel 3 oz triple sec The Sandgria 1 Sangria 1 cup of sand The Adam Sandler Remove the tape from a VHS of Billy Madison. Fill with a mixture of vinegar and sugar at a 2:1 ratio. Seal the VHS, shake well, and bury it in your backyard for one week. Dig up the VHS, open it, pour slowly into a margarita glass rimmed with sand. Add sand to taste. Sand 5 oz sand Horace Kinch fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Apr 12, 2016 |
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The Bernie Sanders put a matza ball in a martini glass and fill the rest of the glass with maple syrup. Pour in sand so it's half-full of sand. Add vodka and light on fire.
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The Trump what you will need: - tequilla - lime juice - triple sec - sea salt - a lime - ice - cocktail shaker Cut the lime up a bit and use it to wet the rim of the glass. Put the rim of the glass in the salt so that the glass is salted. Fill a cocktail shaker about 2/3 of the way up with the ice. Pour in a shot or two of the tequilla into the shaker. Add 1 shot of the triple sec. Squeeze the lime into the shaker. Shake the hell out of the thing. Pour the mixture into the glass. Now build a wall between you and the margarita and make the bar pay for it. |
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the pissy mary, just replace anything red in a bloody mary with mustard
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Gross Drink #1 Made this one day because it was stuff I had around and it was the worst thing I have ever had in my life. It's way grosser than it sounds. Pineapple juice Midori Vodka Make it look like a sick alien or gak green. It is vile. Apparently there is a similar drink called "Alien Secretion" that is pretty much this but with silver rum. The vodka makes this drink unbearable. Gross Drink #2 Manhattan made with that original amber coloured Listerine. No I have never done this. small cellphone, small laptop, small gun |
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DraconicImpulse posted:The Trump
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DraconicImpulse posted:The Trump
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half grenadine half sambuca |
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my dad 1 part vodka one part feeling like maybe you did ok after all |
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Jellidelic posted:my dad
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the rowdy freshman - drink as many vodka and redbulls as possible in 10 minutes. - throw up into a pitcher - garnish rim with axe body spray - serve
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"jet fuel can't melt steel beams" - 1.5 oz bacardi 151 - serve in steel shot glass and light it on fire - pull patron ordering shot away from their friends for a 30 minute discussion on the melting point of steel and what a controlled demolition looks like - serve while whispering in the patron's ear to google Loose Change
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here's a crazy idea... how about you get a big cup off sloe gin an you take a BIG POOP IN IT haha that s a really bad cocktail i mean i wouldn't drink it. probasbly haha... |
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The florida: One parts rum Two parts orange juice Mix well, pour in tumbler Float grenadine on top Garnish with rampant perscription drug abuse, a tourism and retail focused economy and a latent sense of racism |
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DraconicImpulse posted:The Trump I have a friend, he says this drink is very good, he's a very good friend, he's great |
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Holy Bartender https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8pUsEupeZs https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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