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Goon mortality rate? Marriage statistics
I am dead.
I am married.
I am alive.
I am alone.
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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
hey gbs, what is the mortality rate of sa? also, at what rate do goons get married? do these things differ from the norm in our countries? perhaps this poll will tell us.

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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Mortality rate looking good thanks to Caro.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
I am dead inside, does that count?

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
I am dead. And married.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm married, and if medical science is advancing like it has in the past I may be alive another 50-60 years or more.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



i am twice divorced and plan to be done in by heart disease or jealous husband in 10-20 years tops.

namaste

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im dead and marries

Dza posted:

I am dead. And married.


samr

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


i was married and i might be dead now

Sylvia Plathetic
Nov 15, 2009
Hi if it helps with your statistics i am alive

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
I am exactly as dead as I am gay.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
100% dead and married (and loving it)

Managed to get both done on the same day, even! :sparkles::suicide:

DirtyMick
Feb 1, 2014

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

100% dead and married (and loving it)

Managed to get both done on the same day, even! :sparkles::suicide:

Efficient! Are you German by any chance?

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
can't vote on the app but I am alive and engaged hope-that-helps

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

im dead, married and alone

help

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
alive and alone thanks for asking :)

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
These numbers are mostly irrelevant because, like the skoptsi, goons expand by recruiting wayward children and not by breeding

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mortality rate is always 100%, just give it some time. Maybe make it 100.0000001% to allow for Caro and return of Hesus situations.

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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Statistically speaking being a Dnd mod is more dangerous than being a crab fisherman.

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