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uesswork so last night I had this dream right, but nothing about it made a lot of sense but I get the feeling it might have a deeper meaning if I can fit the pieces together. the basic plot is that Kobe Bryant chose me for the coveted position of his top fuckboi but through the whole dream I felt like he was ignoring me and my needs. The weird thing is though in the dream I knew I might not be able to handle his bbc, so what is a fuckboi to do? I think we were camping in the dream too because there were a lot of trees and water and poo poo. But black people don't go camping so maybe the setting was different. One of the other things I remember about the dream is we tried to find some weed but the weed could not be found, does that mean I need to smoke some weed? When I woke up from the dream I noticed I was a little sweaty so it must be a pretty intense lifestyle being Kobe Bryant's fuckboi. My BMI is 24.5 which is the high end of the normal weight range, are there any goons with a medical background who can give some insight into BMI relationship with dream content? My family was in the dream too but they were very supportive of enjoying bbc though, I doubt that is a major plot point. What could this dream possibly mean? The best I can come up with is I need to do some anal stretching and buy weed, but I'm no Freud scholar and I know at least some posters here have gone so far as to gently caress their mother, any perspectives into these visions are appreciated. If you need any more details from the dream please inquire below.
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F... F-minus.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:56
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The Bananana posted:F... F-minus. Did you say S?
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Apr 27, 2016 22:57
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im thinking of changing my name to turbo or grobby
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Apr 27, 2016 22:57
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HD DAD posted:Did you say S? 
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Apr 27, 2016 22:58
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Apr 27, 2016 22:58
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:im thinking of changing my name to turbo or grobby porkie pie
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Apr 27, 2016 22:59
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dont make me laugh i'm trying to balance a pencil on my nose
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Apr 27, 2016 23:00
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please I'm begging you I need to know what the meaning of being kobe bryan'ts fuckboi
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Apr 27, 2016 23:02
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:dont make me laugh i'm trying to balance a pencil on my nose i like throwin em at the ceiling
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Apr 27, 2016 23:02
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Chinatown posted:i like throwin em at the ceiling heh the truth is out there rite??
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Apr 27, 2016 23:26
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Iron Prince posted:heh the truth is out there rite?? still gone
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Apr 27, 2016 23:27
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The key to the whole dream is KOBE, an acronym that refers to the honour Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire. Your wish to receive it but you can't take one. The missing weed is literal, while FUCKBOI is clearly jumbled, an anagram of BIC OF UK. Your unconscious mind has clearly found a path to achieve your dreams: move to England, get a job at the headquarters of the BIC stationary company there to found a new BIC marijuana division, thus finding the weed, and from there the course to your knighthood will be obvious.
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Apr 28, 2016 15:38
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chaosbreather posted:The key to the whole dream is KOBE, an acronym that refers to the honour Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire. Your wish to receive it but you can't take one. The missing weed is literal, while FUCKBOI is clearly jumbled, an anagram of BIC OF UK. Your unconscious mind has clearly found a path to achieve your dreams: move to England, get a job at the headquarters of the BIC stationary company there to found a new BIC marijuana division, thus finding the weed, and from there the course to your knighthood will be obvious. this dreams much cooler than the other one
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Apr 28, 2016 16:15
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:im thinking of changing my name to turbo or grobby Good loving choice my man
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Apr 28, 2016 16:23
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I will anal you anytime OP Oh wait, you're talking about gay dream poo poo, nevermind
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Apr 28, 2016 16:24
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mdm posted:please I'm begging you I need to know what the meaning of being kobe bryan'ts fuckboi Probably latent homosexuality. Go out and see if you want to let other men pick up on you.
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Apr 28, 2016 16:30
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But okay, let's try this: you recently got in contact with an old crush/someone you really wanted to get to know better, a long time ago, but they're much less interesting & attractive now for some reason.
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Apr 28, 2016 16:42
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hey yeah if you're a hot chick I'll anal the poo poo out of your dreams 
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Apr 28, 2016 16:44
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rudatron posted:But okay, let's try this: you recently got in contact with an old crush/someone you really wanted to get to know better, a long time ago, but they're much less interesting & attractive now for some reason. Are you saying that OP met Kobe before?
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Apr 28, 2016 17:37
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it means everything is ok and you are ok. incidentally, what's your credit card number?
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Apr 28, 2016 18:52
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This particular dream is a premonition. When it actually happens you'll be weirded out thinking about it.
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