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dear draft board, ya boi,
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i look forward to hearing from you. this is sparta, Idiot
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To whom it may concern, im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. Sincerely, Permabanned poster niggerstomper58 Enc.
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Apr 28, 2016 07:15
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im gonna do a cybercrime with the old prodromal
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Apr 28, 2016 10:03
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address it to "me bruddah". At some point refer to things being "all cook and curry". You're welcome.
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Apr 28, 2016 10:05
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There's a subforum with s thread that will help you with this question it's the business one under ask tell.
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Apr 28, 2016 10:24
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Oi! oval office in charge of hiring: Hire me now and the pay better be good too or I'll come over and rape your rear end. Yours respectfully, setafd
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Apr 28, 2016 14:58
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CompanyName: I'm here to suck dick and cry, and I'm all outta dick. Thank you, IdiotGuy
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Apr 28, 2016 15:07
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setafd posted:so I'm trying to write a cover letter for a position I'm applying to, but I don't know who's going to read it! how should I address my letter? "to whom it may concern" seems really blase and I'd like to avoid that "To the HNIC of this mother-fucker" works like gangbusters imo
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Apr 28, 2016 15:28
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Dear sir or madam, I should like to precede my letter with the following caveat, which is of the greatest significance and whose reasons of inclusion at this prior juncture will soon, I hope no doubt become readily apparent, I am not racist, but...
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Apr 28, 2016 19:20
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ATTN: FUCKFACE It has recently come to my attention etc.. that is all
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Apr 28, 2016 19:22
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Hi, it's me, the big boss, I'm forwarding you this guy's resume, it looks GREEAT! Definite hire. Or Else...
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Apr 28, 2016 19:38
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SHISHKABOB posted:There's a subforum with s thread that will help you with this question it's the business one under ask tell. wow, and I guess I should take my personal problems to E/N, too
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Apr 28, 2016 19:53
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setafd posted:wow, and I guess I should take my personal problems to E/N, too you dont have to home, but ya cant stay here. happy trails, buckaroo
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Iron Prince posted:suck my drat balls, Dude, we talked about this. Those things are gonna kill you  Just know that I'm looking out for you
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