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Imagine: You are God President Elect Donald Trump. A grateful nation has elected you into office, putting their fate in your big, strong, definitely normal-but-slightly-large hands. You sit in the Old Executive Office Building, at the Theodore Roosevelt Desk - the Oval Office has the Resolute Desk, but you prefer to work in the OEOB, near the gender-neutral bathroom because in Trump's OEOB, anyone can use whatever bathroom they want. A final, mean and spiteful victory over the Traitor 'Lyin Ted' Cruz, whose severed tongue is touring kindergartens around the country as a reminder to young child to be truthful. Before you sits a blank sheet of paper and your favorite pen. No computers or electronics are in this room, except for the tape-recorder you keep in the desk drawer to make secret recordings. You must draft your policy proposals to Make America Great Again.
Please contribute your ideas to Make America Great Again, remember, everything is a negotiation so its okay to change your mind.
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May 10, 2016 21:57
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May 10, 2016 21:58
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changing the flag to america taking a huge poo poo on top of the rest of the world
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May 10, 2016 22:20
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stabs self in neck with pen
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May 11, 2016 00:06
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direct the entire Department of Justice to bring a class-action suit against the Saudi royal family on behalf of every single citizen of the united states for doing 9/11
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May 11, 2016 00:15
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*Stands ground*
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May 11, 2016 00:36
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Thump! posted:stabs self in neck with pen a horde of heavenly angels would grab your hand before you could draw blood, since you are the best President for the Christians that G-d has sent them ever, after all
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May 11, 2016 14:23
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Rename country to Trumptopia
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May 11, 2016 15:06
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Laphroaig posted:a horde of heavenly angels would grab your hand before you could draw blood, since you are the best President for the Christians that G-d has sent them ever, after all break down in tears, unable to escape this nightmare. I JUST WANTED TO SELL SOME BOOKS GODDAMMIT!!! LET ME GO BACK TO MY GOLDEN HOTELS!!!!
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May 11, 2016 15:20
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Mandate that all phones automatically dial 1 for English
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May 11, 2016 16:01
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May 11, 2016 16:04
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*Do the will of the people*
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May 11, 2016 16:07
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Laphroaig posted:
wait, is it a turkey or a rooster? this is very confusing
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May 11, 2016 16:34
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If this photoshopper were for real they would have removed the hagia sophia minarets/shown them in the process of demolition. 
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May 11, 2016 17:02
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Deus vult.
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May 11, 2016 17:17
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Deus vult. Trump Vult
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May 11, 2016 17:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv13ZnkpWos This gave me another good Trump idea, just sign legislation to outlaw ISIS, bada-bing bada-boom done.
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May 11, 2016 17:47
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Conservatives and progressives won't be segregated in the camps.
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May 11, 2016 21:08
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Sell country to China for pennies on the dollar but take a 20% cut for yourself and retire to Thailand.
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May 11, 2016 22:46
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Immortan posted:Conservatives and progressives won't be segregated in the camps. In the end, there will only be two kinds of people. The bearers of the hat, and the dead.
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May 11, 2016 23:03
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http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/trump-claims-credit-for-budweisers-america-name-change-223053 Trump 2016
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May 11, 2016 23:24
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why am i sitting in the OEOB instead of the Oval Office redone in marble and gold leaf? this includes the Resolute Desk, which has been dipped in liquid gold, irreparably damaging the wood but guaranteed to look cool until the gilding flakes off.
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