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Matoi Ryuko


That took like 2 days!!

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FluffieDuckie

Matoi Ryuko posted:

That took like 2 days!!

Well we are pretty remote. It probably took him some time to find us


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Matoi Ryuko


FluffieDuckie posted:

Well we are pretty remote. It probably took him some time to find us

An impressive summoning spell by hogge wild none the less...

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
To Whom It May Concern:

I am the acting and representing lawyer of Microwaves Mom. Who was injured attempting to view your forums. I am informed you were warned not once but twice of the dangers of crooked forums and still did nothing to fix it. This is inexcusable and my client who suffered grievous injuries trying to read your forum is suing you for 1 million US dollars.

As a result we are freezing all your assets and you will not be able to remove any money from them. Any money you make in the meantime will be placed within a hold account until the trial is completed at a later time. I note you still have not fixed your crooked forums and these appear to still pose a danger. Consider this your final warning we will contact the authorities if things are not fixed.

We will be in further contact.

Regards,

- Atty M.M. At Law

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
guys theres some lawyer dude who wont let me access my weed, anyone know what happened?

Matoi Ryuko


Jokes on you-- I haven't got any assets!!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Jokes on you-- I haven't got any assets!!

they're going take your bagl...

shinmai

CHK Instruction
It's so drat hot I wouldn't mind having my assets frozen for a while if you know what I mean :heysexy:

Robot Made of Meat

Dear MM Attorney at Law,

We here in the tilty forum feel that your use of the word "crooked" to describe our forum, members, and/or activities constitutes a clear case of Internet Libel.

Be advised that we will be countersuing your client for a sum not less than $1,000,000.01. We will also immediately unplug your microwave, ensuring that your assets will remain frozen.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

shinmai

CHK Instruction
https://youtu.be/1OGKUbqgDO0

shinmai

CHK Instruction
sorry, typo

FluffieDuckie

Robot Made of Meat posted:

We will also immediately unplug your microwave, ensuring that your assets will remain frozen.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

its a good forum

hello nooner!

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless


missed just a bit

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little hosed up maybe, but I'm off how, I mean off like I'm a light switch, I turn you on? I make you light up, I'm here to fuckin' alluminate you? What do you mean off, off how? How am I off?

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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
To Whom It May Concern:

Greetings We are the Law Firm Representing The M.M Attorney at Law. Who was injured investigating your forum and serving his client's papers to you. It would seem you ignored not only our client's warnings and eventual injury but their client's as well. We are confident that we see a major lawsuit coming out of this and will be taking you to court for a total of $10,000,000 US dollars as well as expenses to hire detectives with tilted heads to avoid further injury.

Regards,

Microwave and Mom Lawfirm.

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Robot Made of Meat

We're not criminals, we're just differently-angled. Is that so wrong?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

SIDS Vicious


Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

alas, we have nothing left, but our regrets.






[Johnny Garlic is OFF]

lmao you still have that picture in your sig thanks

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

Robot Made of Meat posted:

We're not criminals, we're just differently-angled. Is that so wrong?

Some would say you're crooked.

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Matoi Ryuko


Hogge Wild posted:

hello nooner!

:rip: nooner!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

that magical pink flamingo has more lives than a cat

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
let's take a moment of silence

i'll start

______

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

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by FactsAreUseless

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Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
with my mild ocd

this is problematic





Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you


i was prepared to be disappointed either in nooner or whoever bought that for nooner, but in the end I realised what was up


hi how are you ♥

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

i mean "what was tilted at about a 30 degree angle to the right"


hi how are you ♥

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i mean "what was tilted at about a 30 degree angle to the right"

my dick

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Robot Made of Meat


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you


that's not normal. you'd better get it looked at

if you can

:grin:


hi how are you ♥

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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
Nooner may have died because of this.

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