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Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008
I'm going to post the most inane crap GBS has ever seen ITT and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008
you're all the worst fools more fooler than me and you're dumb and I'm better that's right I have the time to sit around and literally keep typing about absolutely nothing on the internet and nobody can stop me, just TRY

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What about a taco truck that turns into a giant robot, a Mexican robot. :ese:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
nice meltdown

Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008
I have a poo poo quality unlike the shittiest shitters you've had here, I want to be the shittiest, and I'm going to claw (that means getting poo underneath my pretty fingernails) and climb to the top of mt. poo poo and be your new king.

but first I must prove myself to you all with this thread

ha, do, I am poo, I am king doo doo head. look at me poo my pants

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
what a dumb rear end in a top hat. been here 8 years and thats all you can come up with?

ive seen posts WAY more inane than that. some of them drone on for so long that you blank out and forget you even have eyes. THAT inane

posts so unremarkable there is no discernible difference between reading them and literally being asleep

you think you got what it takes? then step up to the plate fucko

Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008

Iron Prince posted:

nice meltdown


I'm just finally embracing how dumb I am

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i give up

Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

what a dumb rear end in a top hat. been here 8 years and thats all you can come up with?

ive seen posts WAY more inane than that. some of them drone on for so long that you blank out and forget you even have eyes. THAT inane

posts so unremarkable there is no discernible difference between reading them and literally being asleep

you think you got what it takes? then step up to the plate fucko

dang... really? I can try, and try I must

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jebediah Kerman posted:

I'm just finally embracing how dumb I am

Ha jokes on you that takes a certain level of intelligence.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

listen you mook, just because you've got e/n problems doesn't mean you can get in on my turf. round these parts, i'm the shittiest.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i double give up

Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

listen you mook, just because you've got e/n problems doesn't mean you can get in on my turf. round these parts, i'm the shittiest.

but... but I want to be shittier :( ... please!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

listen you mook, just because you've got e/n problems doesn't mean you can get in on my turf. round these parts, i'm the shittiest.

:sissies:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
:gas:

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
you loving kids these days

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Jedidiah Kermit you are good man

Dexterous Spider
May 7, 2016

:goon: :parrot: :goon:
Anyone else get wet from the shitticane that just blew through?

I think this is what happens when one stares too long into the abyss. The poo poo-abyss.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
You're very boring, OP.

Boring and pedestrian.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Jebediah Kerman posted:

but... but I want to be shittier :( ... please!

you got the right spirZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

Dexterous Spider
May 7, 2016

:goon: :parrot: :goon:
Because this is a post another GBS member made onto Twitter. And it is valid.

https://twitter.com/onerolex/status/663196092989878272

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i hope that is a receipt for some new nail polish

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

thathonkey posted:

i hope that is a receipt for some new nail polish

She got them shits did in a trailer park, realdo.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Jebediah Kerman posted:

I'm going to post the most inane crap GBS has ever seen ITT and there's nothing you can do to stop me

sadly you will never top dare

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
You tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't really matter. :emo:

Dogthing
May 30, 2003

or is it.... just a dog??
Grimey Drawer
Hey OP, I wanted to chime in and say I really appreciate your posts and what you're trying to do with them. Please hang in there and keep posting!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Startburst tas the rainbow

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Everyone's always trying to get my money. Everyday I get phone calls people trying to give me the hard sell, I get sick of it. I think, I can't trust anyone or make friends with anyone. I thought that way till I met a meth head by the trailer park. It was different I had this instinct I could trust him implicitly to sell me meth and it was an easy soft sell too got any meth? sure I have meth. It's nice to see some good in the world

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i have no mouth and i must scream :razz:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i have a mouth and i am screaming nonstop every time i click GBS

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

Startburst tas the rainbow

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I ahave no dick and i must cream

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

Startburst tas the rainbow

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Rasta_Al posted:

I ahave no dick and i must cream

And I shave dicks for a living. It's a crazy world.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

Startburst tas the rainbow

says all that needs to be said imo

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Jebediah Kerman posted:

I'm going to post the most inane crap GBS has ever seen ITT and there's nothing you can do to stop me

loving TRY IT

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

listen you mook, just because you've got e/n problems doesn't mean you can get in on my turf. round these parts, i'm the shittiest.

I like your posts, though. :shobon:

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Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
I am really upset also

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