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Strawberry Jam
Like it looks like I stepped in everything I don't know what I should do its gross as hell

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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

My recommendation on what to do is either clean them, or buy new shoes and start watching where you step. Pro tip: quit gazing at your navel and instead look at the floor

Admiral_eX_laX

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I Was The Fury posted:

Pro tip: quit gazing at your navel and instead look at the floor

Nah, that's bad for posture.

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Nah, that's bad for posture.

Attach a mirror to the bottom of the brim of a hat, and look up into the mirror to watch where you're stepping

Admiral_eX_laX

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I Was The Fury posted:

Attach a mirror to the bottom of the brim of a hat, and look up into the mirror to watch where you're stepping

Yes!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

I Was The Fury posted:

Attach a mirror to the bottom of the brim of a hat, and look up into the mirror to watch where you're stepping

Then, attach mirrors to shoes so you can simultaneously watch where you are going

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Honestly you should just strive to replace all surfaces in yur immediate surroundings with mirrors. Have you tried living in a carnival yet, Mr. Jam?

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
try turning them off and on again

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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

HighwireAct posted:

try taking them off and on again

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