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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Any day now, I feel it in my millennial bones. Get on the groundfloor of currying favor with me now.

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
probably ur shift key wears out first

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I immediately claim half of this wealth, should you receive it.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

I immediately claim half of this wealth, should you receive it.

On what basis?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
eat the money op

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

eat the money op

Oh believe me, I am. I am going to spend large amounts of money on delicious foodstuffs.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i dont think sucking dicks pays that much.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wait, does it? is the op on to something and on the fast track to wealth thanks to his insatiable thirst for cum?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Serious Frolicking posted:

wait, does it? is the op on to something and on the fast track to wealth thanks to his insatiable thirst for cum?

made $100.05 today

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

jon joe posted:

On what basis?

On THIS

*whips out monster gundam-cock dripping with suspicious fluids*

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

jon joe posted:

made $100.05 today

whoa that $0.05

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

On THIS

*whips out monster gundam-cock dripping with suspicious fluids*

That'll be 5 cents, sir.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
how much longer now?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
WE ARE TRAPPED IN THE NIGHTMARE OF YOUR POVERTY

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
seriously, at least have the common courtesy to give us all the loving money already come on

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I believe in personal responsibility, but also believe it'd be cool if everyone was guaranteed an income.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i thought this was a dare thread

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Here's the true-true mang: the hole you are trying to fill is bottomless, and no matter how much money or power or pussy or dick you throw into it, it will never be filled. Cast off the illusions that will surely fail to make you content. Embrace the fine art of existential hedonism, savoring each pain and pleasure as you earn them.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Same except gay and dead.

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -
Bitcoins is where it's at.......


*cough

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Lots of poor idiots are going to try to bring you down, op. They can't have money due to being dumb so they convinced themselves that having money is bad and being rich is bad. Don't listen to them. Being rich is the best. Good luck, op.

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Apr 8, 2012

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op wants to be indulge his paedo fantasies with impunity

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