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somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Why does this song seem to show up on AGT every season? This or Nessun Dorma.

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Nope.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The opera singer who won a few years ago is their least successful winner by far.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Mel B with the same haircut as Eazy E.

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Oy with the Mel B / Simon thing.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I've done this before and hate what I found.

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Sorry to say I missed a good chunk of that. Got a call my grandmother's in the hospital, but she's recovering. How long was that?

Or does it matter because my drat KID WRECKED THE SUBARU

somekindofguy fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Sep 14, 2016

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


I just hate Crum's face so much. He looks like Jimmy Neutron with a nose ring.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I love how Tape Face's act clearly isn't designed for such a large stage and audience but he keeps getting put through.

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Tape Face does such stupid poo poo, but I can't knock a guy who got top 10 without a single word. And now I can't help but think of the Cockney William Tell Overture.

Dadadaduhduhduh--OY!

Oh god he's marked when is the sacrifice happening

You know, I just realized that we had a refreshing lack of MURICA pandering. One positive takeaway I guess :unsmith:

somekindofguy fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Sep 14, 2016

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

somekindofguy posted:

Isn't this kinda sorta what Sofie has done previously? It's neat, but I don't think she can score top 5 like that.

I thought it was her best so far, and I didn't think that would be possible without the bow and arrow gimmick. Coming from someone who gets dizzy chasing his 2 year old in a circle for 60 seconds, her spinning in the ring was pretty amazing. I'm also always surprised that opera singers do so well. 80% of the country isn't even within driving distance of going to opera, and it's not like the classics are selling albums or charting the top 40. It sounds great on AGT, but how many Americans pay money to see opera on a regular basis...or ever?

I ended up splitting my votes between Sofi and Tape Face. But...none of that matters, the Grace Vanderwaal juggernaut was clearly set up to win. She got to go last and they even handed out lights to the entire audience. She is the AGT juggernaut we deserve and the only thing we can do is let her win this year so that next year we might get a non-singer.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

She can't sing very well, but that style is popular right now.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Ok, I'll ask...what the gently caress is Nick wearing on his head?

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Give the girl her own segment. Hello producer pushing!

Wait, the Silouettes? I remember them. I recall thinking they got too far. Also this song again, gg.

somekindofguy fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Sep 15, 2016

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
So, no dogs this time?

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Nope I guess, but we get Paula Abdul apparently. We're getting dangerously close to the reality show judge singularity.

And somehow she seems worse than the other judges at following directions.

somekindofguy fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Sep 15, 2016

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Haha, she totally ruined their trick there.



Also man Stevie Nicks' voice is rough now.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Paula. No no, but yes!

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Puffery's over, time for Grace show.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
America has voted!

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
GOD Dammit not like this

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I am voting with my cell.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Aphrodite posted:

Haha, she totally ruined their trick there.



Also man Stevie Nicks' voice is rough now.

Cocaine is a heluva drug...

But yea, Paula Adbdul seems like she is either extremely nearsighted, high on painkillers or both.

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Melbno.mp3?

Sal stop reading the cue cards

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Oh I got a favorite. It is Nick spoken word.

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
:vince: Brian has fallen, and the magicians are representing!

Also: reality version of Sophie's choice. So loss is the winner here?

somekindofguy fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Sep 15, 2016

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Hah! should know my brother. An rear end in a top hat!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Rigged.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Time for one failed non-charting album, then 2 Christmas singles.

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Ugh. Well, someone else can reset the counter. Call me if the next season isn't clogged with sob singers.

Thanks for putting up with my shitposts. gently caress this noise, and gently caress the judges with their Idol poo poo.

I don't get it.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Woot woot! OK, not really.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
As long as the manic pixie dream girl genre is popular, Grace can easily do very well for herself. I'm surprised the vote was a close as it was, if it really was within 1% like Nick said, but I called Grace winning the second Howie hit that golden buzzer.

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lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.
My immersion is ruined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlv_3BJYLHs

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