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How often do you Warship?
Just Christmas and Easter
Mostly Sundays when football isn't on
Every single Sunday
I WARSHIP HARD IN THE PAINT ERRY DAY MOTHER FUCKER!
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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I'm gonna shell some Tojo defensive emplacements!



I'm gonna launch aircraft to bomb the gently caress out my enemies!



Now I'm gonna launch long range guided missiles at insurgents and pharmaceutical factories in third world shitholes



Now I'm gonna disrupt enemy shipping and watch their port cities turn to ghost towns!



Now I'm gonna go dump a poo poo load of Marines on he beach with hovercrafts and choppers and gently caress up the Syrian remake of Point Break!




Get your Warship on GBS!

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I'm on the poop ship destroyer

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
isn't the navy super gay?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Hot Karl Marx posted:

isn't the navy super gay?

Isn't posting on a forum in the year 2016? Just get with the goddam program already you negative nancy

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The game is called battle shots and then you wake up to find you battle poo poo yourself.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Isn't posting on a forum in the year 2016? Just get with the goddam program already you negative nancy

well as long as im a pitcher im in

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


girthy, hard and full of seamen

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

boats shooting at other boats.
truly the dawn of a new age

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Tace Vim posted:

girthy, hard and full of seamen

Just like my butthole

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
are we going to get battleships 2.0 with rail guns soon? or are they just gonna stick them on bigger and bigger carriers?

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
OG warship

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
what do Brits call their coastal/ river battle cruiser?

the Littoral Hood

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Hot Karl Marx posted:

are we going to get battleships 2.0 with rail guns soon? or are they just gonna stick them on bigger and bigger carriers?

Both are pretty cool, imo


Noice!

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
D-5

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
5 million tons of diplomacy

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

John Denver Hoxha posted:

what do Brits call their coastal/ river battle cruiser?

the Littoral Hood

Nice.

Have an animated/live action 1950's training video on operating a US 16" triple turret. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wT1xkRpCKk

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
War, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i love them dang ole big fighting boats man that ya shoot the missiles and launch the planes like dang ole gun Maverick man, yeah

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hector Beerlioz posted:

War, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

Makes for cool movies and videogames, dummy

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Anybody in here a big gamer? any good pc games that let you warship it up? talking rts poo poo. anything?

I remember Midway for the consoles... but I also rember it kinda sucking/? still good effort.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ben Smash posted:

5 million tons of diplomacy

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
where does Fat Leonard fit into this?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

The Bananana posted:

Anybody in here a big gamer? any good pc games that let you warship it up? talking rts poo poo. anything?

I remember Midway for the consoles... but I also rember it kinda sucking/? still good effort.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/420440/ It's Turned based but pretty fast

http://store.steampowered.com/app/321410/ Expensive but hyper realistic. My dad plays the absolute poo poo out of it when he's bored with Elite

http://store.steampowered.com/app/298480/ I have no experience with it but my dad likes it

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I have an inflatable kayak and an ar15, I'll defend the neighborhood community reservoir!

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000

The Bananana posted:

Anybody in here a big gamer? any good pc games that let you warship it up? talking rts poo poo. anything?

I remember Midway for the consoles... but I also rember it kinda sucking/? still good effort.
theres a naval war game called "command: modern air / naval operations." where you control an entire naval fleet.

The graphics are just a layout of the globe showing where your planes and ships are. And the learning curve is VERY steep. You can control every detail of everything. It plays like something the military would design to practice fleet level engagements

It's real good at what it set out to do. still play it some when I'm in a spergy mood.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

where does Fat Leonard fit into this?

Gas pump DLC

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

The Bananana posted:

Anybody in here a big gamer? any good pc games that let you warship it up? talking rts poo poo. anything?

I remember Midway for the consoles... but I also rember it kinda sucking/? still good effort.

theres f2p fps for shooting pixel boats:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/390670/

http://worldofwarships.com/

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Blistex posted:

Nice.

Have an animated/live action 1950's training video on operating a US 16" triple turret. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wT1xkRpCKk

incidentally that is a three gun turret, not a triple gun turret :colbert:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/420440/ It's Turned based but pretty fast

http://store.steampowered.com/app/321410/ Expensive but hyper realistic. My dad plays the absolute poo poo out of it when he's bored with Elite

http://store.steampowered.com/app/298480/ I have no experience with it but my dad likes it

thanks the 1st one looks like it might be fun

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The 2nd one looks like if some nerds were like "let's make war as boring as loving possible. Let's see if we can get some spreadsheets in that bitch. Awesome"

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
I would not recommend Command:Air/Naval Operations unless you are a supreme sperglord.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

crabcakes66 posted:

I would not recommend Command:Air/Naval Operations unless you are a supreme sperglord.

consider your audience

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Which one do I need to join if I want to commit genocide with drones

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
time to get my worship (of christ) on

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Booblord Zagats posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/298480/ I have no experience with it but my dad likes it

I think I tried this one and it was really, really bad. Like something you would expect to be $5 in Google's app store.

Still holding waiting on a modern remake of this.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731563&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Here try this. It's for building battleships and mashing them at the british until somebody has a revolution and surrenders.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey guys I'm gonna do something really stupid and offensive and hateful and I need some navy seals to back me up. :downsbravo:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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paul_soccer10 posted:

time to get my worship (of christ) on

Thats the other thread, duder. But the Chaplain aboard the ship can still help you with that

The Bananana posted:

The 2nd one looks like if some nerds were like "let's make war as boring as loving possible. Let's see if we can get some spreadsheets in that bitch. Awesome"

Like I said. Hyper realistic.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

vyst posted:

Which one do I need to join if I want to commit genocide with drones

as the costs for materiel and r&d continue to skyrocket the security apparatus will eventually coalesce into a single unified structure to centralize command and control and make it easier to suppress dissent within and without the military

so any of them really, eventually

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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah16JK_PotA
:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:


I've actually been learning the rules to:
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4920/5th-fleet
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4090/2nd-fleet

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