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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So I can tell people to go gently caress themselves after I cut them off and they honk at me

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
maybe you shouldnt cut people off

*flips the bird*

*LED lights spell out 'BIRD FLIP'*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
it should say baby on board because youre a big gay baby. owned b1rch

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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Wouldn't it be nice to have a switch board so you can select the insults on an ad hoc basis?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i want an lcd screen on my windshield that displays my phone number because i really like to pull upp to the bumper iykwim

www
Aug 4, 2010

whats stopping you

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Just put a colored bandana in your back pocket like I do. There's lists online to help you choose the message you wish to convey.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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I want an LCD message bar that reads,

"For a good time call OP's Mom"

That, or "Suck my drat balls", idk

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Serviette posted:

Wouldn't it be nice to have a switch board so you can select the insults on an ad hoc basis?

Yes that's the idea

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Enfield posted:

it should say baby on board because youre a big gay baby. owned b1rch

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
I have a gun, I find it easy to convey my emotions on the road???

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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OPEN THE GLOVE BOX >>> REACH INSIDE >>> GONNA WRECK THIS FUCKER'S RIDE >>> CAUSE I GOT A BAD HABIT >>> I BLOW HIM AWAY >>> YEAH, YEAH

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Serviette posted:

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
You could use it for good too OP like telling people that the guy IN front of you is a loving rear end in a top hat and he's the reason you're going slow (then you move to the side of the lane to show him) with an arrow <---THIS FUCKER< RIGHT?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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Your Dead Gay Son posted:

<---THIS FUCKER< RIGHT?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

You could use it for good too OP like telling people that the guy IN front of you is a loving rear end in a top hat and he's the reason you're going slow (then you move to the side of the lane to show him) with an arrow <---THIS FUCKER< RIGHT?

There was a commercial (for god knows what) in the early 90's that showed these helpful lcd bars between the taillights. It was one of those commercials that showed the future of technology, so it showed some lady saying "THANK YOU" to the car that let her merge onto the freeway.

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

it should say baby on board because youre a big gay baby. owned b1rch

No sorry I am an adult babies can't own cars.hope this helps

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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criscodisco posted:

There was a commercial (for god knows what) in the early 90's that showed these helpful lcd bars between the taillights. It was one of those commercials that showed the future of technology, so it showed some lady saying "THANK YOU" to the car that let her merge onto the freeway.

And that's why that product was so successful in TYOOL 2016

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
make it say something rude with swears giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

No sorry I am an adult babies can't own cars.hope this helps

i didnt mean youre literally a baby you dingus, just that you have the characteristics of a baby, suck as crying and pooping in your diaper. its a metaphor, read a book sometirme

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i didnt mean youre literally a baby you dingus, just that you have the characteristics of a baby, suck as crying and pooping in your diaper. its a metaphor, read a book sometirme

As a high functioning autistic I do not understand metaphors or emotion

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

As a high functioning autistic I do not understand metaphors or emotion

me too

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Enfield posted:

it should say baby on board because youre a big gay baby. owned b1rch

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