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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LGD posted:

Are you kidding? Catholicism has a boatload of random feast days, especially if you're willing to really get into rejecting modernity and ignore the 20th century reforms that stopped the calendar from being so cluttered up. There are multiple saints for every day, so each day needs to be ranked by importance. There's basically no limit to holidays you can theoretically celebrate.

in the middle ages catholics used to eat cunts bigtime daddio

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Orkin Mang posted:

in the middle ages catholics used to eat cunts bigtime daddio

anglicans too

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
like late middle ages or whatever

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Zoroastrianism is like some game of thrones bad rear end religion. it's the best fyi

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

yeah that's judaism

good choice imo

drat, son, you know your poo poo.

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Zoroastrianism is like some game of thrones bad rear end religion. it's the best fyi

:hellyeah:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Serviette posted:

What was the crazy religion practiced in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

That one!

Hinduism.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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I thought it was Jewdayism? :confused:

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Serviette posted:

Zoroastrianism, foo!

For real, dogs are sacred, the dead are exposed, and banging menstruating women is punishable by death.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
LatinGreek myth(?)ology.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Maoist Pussy posted:

I think it is probably Islam. What do you think?


Counter point you communist-islamophile gently caress tube

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/06/06/19-yazidi-girls-burned-alive-for-refusing-to-have-sex-with-their-isis-captors.html

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Sikhs seem cool as hell

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Mithraism was pretty cool back in the day before everybody copied it and ruined the scene.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Islam, the best and someday only religion.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Zorodius posted:

Sikhs seem cool as hell

Think you mean Sikh as hell.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Zorodius posted:

Sikhs seem cool as hell

every sikh I've ever met has at least 1 extremely hot relative

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Religion is a mental illness, OP.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Yazidis, because the Kurds can apparently kick everyones rear end with 8 feathers behind their back while worshipping the angel everyone else thinks is satan

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Pretty sure that was created by christians.

Powercrazy posted:

Religion is a mental illness, OP.

Is that what you believe? :boom:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Tunis may in fact be my favorite dirty sounding capital city name :dong:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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A dead religion.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Powercrazy posted:

Religion is a mental illness, OP.

*tips trilby *

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


What about those folks that worship the pussy?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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frogge posted:

What about those folks that worship the pussy?

Ancient Egyptians?

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
LaVeyan Satanism

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Dacian mythology.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
jedi

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
GBS of Latter Day Satanists. Punch & cookies after srvivces

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
The one that follows the orange catholic bible.

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Catholicism has free wine and crackers, no cheese tho, but i think that makes them the best.
is it really "free" if you tithe properly, tho

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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Sith.

There are only two.

Best religion ever.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pricklypie posted:

LaVeyan Satanism

theistic satanism

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
I worship Alan Alda.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
sikhism probably even when they have violent clashes its just a bunch of fat dudes waving dull swords at each other and every now and then two guys on opposite teams get close to each other and the worst you get is a few hospital visits

that and i think theyre irl paladins? something about one of their laws to be defend the weak or some poo poo like that

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

i would say jainism but then you'd have to give up your replica sword collection op

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Hail Satan you loving philistines

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
satan is a dumb bitch

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
He's the only god getting anything done. Awful lot of rape and murder your god is letting slip. Awful lot of injustice.

Praise Satan. He shows up everyday.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Scientology is cool and good.

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I don't know much about the Baha'i but they all seem pretty cool and their giant campus in Haifa is impressive as hell. Plus who ever heard of a Baha'i crusade?

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