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Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

my safe word is "hey black guy stop doing stuff to my gf's vagina what the heck man"


e: 420 cucksnipe hail gay satan

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


I'm demisapio aromanticucksexual.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fart Puzzle posted:

420 cucksnipe hail gay satan

thats my safeword plz dont appropriate it thanks

probably drunk
Dec 25, 2009

by Lowtax
welcome to the new cuck order

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

probably drunk posted:

welcome to the new cuck order

thanks. How are you today?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i like to put my penis in a vagina(s)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
have you at least tried being gay, robot reagan?

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider

Fonzarelli posted:

its funny how its become like, a synonym for beta males when i feel like its something that some executive would do as a power trip.

"Yes, gently caress my wife. gently caress her properly, I will allow it."

The joke would have been made if you'd used the word property. gg no rm

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Prince posted:

have you at least tried being gay, robot reagan?

im gay af

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I loving hate you

Lord Psychodin
Jun 16, 2007
Lord of the fools

:dukedog:
College Slice
OP I'd say go gently caress yourself, but you couldn't even manage that, now could you?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I guess I could get some dude off of craigslist to gently caress myself in my place while I watch from the corner and cry.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Why is this more popular now than before ?

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
MY SEXUAL IDENTITY IS CIS AND drat PROUD OF IT THANK YOU VERY MUCH

You bunch of LGBTLSMFT zoo exhibits.

E:
MY DISHWASHER IS BROKEN

Was gonna troll ladychat thread with this statement but they'd probly probe' the bejaysus outta me.

... A variant:
(Man walks into Returns at Sears with a dead Mexican over his shoulder)
MAN: Hey, my lawnmower is broken."

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

zimboe fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Jun 12, 2016

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


satanic splash-back posted:

i really like cunts. i like looking at cunts. i like watching cunts. i like watching cunts get fingered. i like watching cunts get hosed. the thing i like the best, though, is loving a oval office. nothing compares to loving a oval office. there is not greater heaven, no greater purpose, no greater feeling, than loving a oval office.

loving a butt is pretty good, but honestly, not quite as good-yet men give better head. it's like sophie's choice tbh

edit: Maoist Pussy your a ok poster but you focus your gimmick way too much on other people's dicks!! ironically claiming not to be gay and then always talk about big, throbbing cocks, and also cukoldry???

fabergay egg fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jun 12, 2016

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Ironically, I am just trying to help people and the posters who claim to care about people and justice or whatever don't want to help me help you.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Cuckolds don't need your help they're already self-actualized

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
this is a bad thread

my respect for you his diminished, op

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmao give it a rest you fuckin edgelord

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Mods loving KNOW

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
This thread is attracting some serious GBS star power.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Captain Yossarian posted:

Mods loving KNOW

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Captain Yossarian posted:

Mods loving BLOW

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Captain Yossarian posted:

Mods loving CHILDREN

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
why are they called cracker jacks? They're not crackers it's fuckin low grade carmel corn

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

mdm posted:

why are they called cracker jacks? They're not crackers it's fuckin low grade carmel corn

The secret is they just made one huge batch of those things, one time, and they are still the same cracker jacks today.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

mdm posted:

why are they called cracker jacks? They're not crackers it's fuckin low grade carmel corn

cracker jack means something's really good

i guess this still doesnt explain it but thats the origin

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
what's so funny about buttwholes?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Cuck my balls at Burning Man

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huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009
Mods cuckolded

huge pile of hamburger fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jun 13, 2016

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