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First prize is Red Sox tickets
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I don't see why not
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Jun 16, 2016 17:16
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Be sure the rules are well defined. Last time I saw someone do the diablo challenge at BWW they just took one bite out of each wing and called it good. You're better than that.
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Jun 16, 2016 17:22
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Post your gut or your guns so we know if you have a chance.
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Jun 16, 2016 17:23
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your boss will be proud pain is temporary chicks dig scars
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Jun 16, 2016 17:27
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Post your gut or your guns so we know if you have a chance. or just send your dilz to falun bong via pm
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Jun 16, 2016 17:33
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Suck dem wangs OP.
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Jun 16, 2016 17:34
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"What am i doing for lunch? HAHAHA IM WINGING IT"
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Jun 16, 2016 17:37
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hopefully they're good seats so you can throw up the wings on a player from a terrible baseball team
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Jun 16, 2016 17:37
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it's a trap to lure in and kill Red Sox fans
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Jun 16, 2016 17:37
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TheShazbot posted:or just send your dilz to falun bong via pm And buy me plat too.
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Jun 16, 2016 17:37
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Yes.
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Jun 16, 2016 17:38
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baby you know you drive me crazy when you jab a drumstick and get hot sauce in my eyes like that
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Jun 16, 2016 17:39
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I didn't win, I could barely eat 25 wingsManDingo posted:Be sure the rules are well defined. Last time I saw someone do the diablo challenge at BWW they just took one bite out of each wing and called it good. You're better than that. They did it by weight, they weighed them when they brought them out, and then weighed the bones after. Unfortunately the waitress wasn't aware of this, and she disposed of a bunch of this one dudes bones who also prolly cheated as well, because he ate 4.6 pounds of wings in 45 minutes. I ate 1.5 pounds (25), so that would mean this guy would have had to eat 75 wings in 45 minutes, and I saw him eating and he wasn't keeping that sort of pace at all. Anyway when I left I was in third place, but the contest goes all day so I am not going to win.
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Jun 16, 2016 18:34
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I feel like I easily could have eaten aat least 30 if I really pushed myself, but I have to put together a presentation by end of day today for work, and I felt like if I ate that many I would feel sick and be unable to concentrate. Apparently all proceeds are going to some dude with brain cancer or something that works at the place holding the contest, so that dude who cheated is basically murdering that brain cancer guy by dishonoring his charitable event. Mad triggered
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Jun 16, 2016 18:40
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also i got hot sauce on my khakis
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Jun 16, 2016 18:40
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JakeP posted:I felt like if I ate that many I would feel sick and be unable to concentrate. this seems like a real poo poo attitude for an eating competition, i'm disappointed
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Jun 16, 2016 18:42
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JakeP posted:also i got hot sauce on my khakis Everyone at the presentation will notice
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Jun 16, 2016 18:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Everyone at the presentation will notice the presentation is on monday, and I am remote so they won't actually see me
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Jun 16, 2016 19:08
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JakeP posted:the presentation is on monday, and I am remote so they won't actually see me But they'll know.
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Jun 16, 2016 19:35
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Croatoan posted:But they'll know. Yeaeh but only because I sent out a email to all my coworkers and clients about my experience at the wing eating contest
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Jun 16, 2016 19:41
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i think i have to poop again but i just pooped 
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Jun 16, 2016 19:42
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Something about imagining a grown man in khakis eating wings in front of a raging crowd and emerging stained makes me sad
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Jun 16, 2016 19:43
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JakeP posted:the presentation is on monday, and I am remote so they won't actually see me that doesnt count as a presentation rear end in a top hat!!!
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Jun 16, 2016 19:43
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Chinatown posted:that doesnt count as a presentation rear end in a top hat!!! Its not 1992 anymore
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Jun 16, 2016 19:46
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Chinatown posted:that doesnt count as a presentation rear end in a top hat!!! If it's anything like my job then it's a WebEx where someone just reads a powerpoint slide
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Jun 16, 2016 19:49
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Free Cheese posted:Something about imagining a grown man in khakis eating wings in front of a raging crowd and emerging stained makes me sad It makes me have an erection.
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Jun 16, 2016 19:52
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you also entered the diarrhea making GBS threads contest for your ride home, OP e: i mean the rest of your afternoon of sitting around at home not doing anything
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Jun 16, 2016 19:59
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it would have been pretty baller to take our your childproof bic and set the tickets aflame during the victory announcement enjoy the quality time on the commode OP
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Jun 16, 2016 20:15
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I loving hate wings, why do the gluttony competitions always use wings? I could be ten times as gluttonous as any other fat rear end in a top hat if I didn't;t have any loving bones in the way.
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Jun 16, 2016 20:19
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RVWinkle posted:If it's anything like my job then it's a WebEx where someone just reads a powerpoint slide Yeah its the 21st century
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Jun 16, 2016 20:21
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JakeP posted:I feel like I easily could have eaten aat least 30 if I really pushed myself, but I have to put together a presentation by end of day today for work, and I felt like if I ate that many I would feel sick and be unable to concentrate. Apparently all proceeds are going to some dude with brain cancer or something that works at the place holding the contest, so that dude who cheated is basically murdering that brain cancer guy by dishonoring his charitable event. Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jun 16, 2016 |
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Jun 16, 2016 20:23
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Khorne posted:I could have eaten more wings. If you paid I'd win you red sox tickets JakeP. I can down around 3800-4400 calories in one sitting without even feeling stuffed. That's at least 60 wings. Get your rear end to Framingham!
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Jun 16, 2016 20:25
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Duh. Either you win and get Red Socks tickets or you lose and get publicly shamed by the office and you're allowed to go home with a case of explosive diarrhea.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:38
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Khorne posted:If you paid I'd win you red sox tickets JakeP. I can down around 3800-4400 calories in one sitting without even feeling stuffed. That's at least 60 wings. I can fold an entire 18" Costco pizza in half and eat it like a taco that's 6000 calories in one shot come at me bitch
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Jun 17, 2016 03:41
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yeah I mean gently caress yeah
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Jun 17, 2016 03:43
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Khorne posted:If you paid I'd win you red sox tickets JakeP. I can down around 3800-4400 calories in one sitting without even feeling stuffed. That's at least 60 wings. High-Pitch Erik?
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I can fold an entire 18" Costco pizza in half and eat it like a taco that's 6000 calories in one shot come at me bitch
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