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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
So this Rand Paul guy has been emailing me a lot lately in my spam folder asking for help. At first I thought it was spam but he seems like he may be a real person?

He wants my money for some reason involving a seat or a chair. IDK why hes super protective of a silly chair. It must be a really comfortable one. And why would people want to steal it from him?

I googled him and found a picture


He kind of looks like a weird elf person.
Not like a christmas elf but one of those cookie making elves.

Do you think his chair is magic?

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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
If he has a magic chair why doesnt he use his magic to protect it? Or is the chair what makes him magic?

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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
Why should I give him money to protect his magic chair if he wont share it with the rest of us?

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I bet it's a really nice chair and anyway stealing isn't nice. Good luck Rand!

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Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
But not sharing your magic chair is bad too especially if you are asking people for money to protect it.

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i checked this guy out and his twitter says "I fight for the Constitution, individual liberty and the freedoms that make this country great."

i feel like a nice guy like that should get to keep his chair. especially if it's a real nice one


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FluffieDuckie posted:

i checked this guy out and his twitter says "I fight for the Constitution, individual liberty and the freedoms that make this country great."

i feel like a nice guy like that should get to keep his chair. especially if it's a real nice one

but he doesnt fight to help everyone else get magical chairs, which maeks me feel like he's not so nice aftera ll

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot

DraconicImpulse posted:

but he doesnt fight to help everyone else get magical chairs, which maeks me feel like he's not so nice aftera ll

He should be making sure everyone can have magical chairs to prevent the chair problem.

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Microwaves Mom posted:

He should be making sure everyone can have magical chairs to prevent the chair problem.

If everyone has the magic, then doesn't its everywhereness make it not magic anymore since it's the "new nermal?"

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