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Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

:drat: I look hot

No, no. I think she might be looking/waiting for you. I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be your girlfriend. As soon as I saw her I said to myself that she's exactly what (I imagine) Windows girl would look like. You better go find her, man... she's made for you! :D

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


NihilismNow posted:

I get paid monthly like civilized people. Who also do not care about the exact day because there is always money in the bank.

Only people that I know that get paid monthly barely qualify as civilized.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Wake up, wake up its tha first of tha month

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
A friend of mine is a new york city lawyer and even they get paid two times a month like some hobo serfs

oh, and it's a literal paycheck lol

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

Bought some ammo, hot dogs, a 32oz smoothie, 20 gallons of 87 octane gasoline, and paid my car insurance as well as my water bill. Today was pretty ok.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
bought a slurpee, and a hot dog

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

No, no. I think she might be looking/waiting for you. I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be your girlfriend. As soon as I saw her I said to myself that she's exactly what (I imagine) Windows girl would look like. You better go find her, man... she's made for you! :D

:drat: my girlfriend looks hot

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
I spent my entire paycheck buying British pounds!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the only time i got paid every week was when i was driving a forklift as was a full blown alcoholic

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

i got lunch it had chicken and coleslaw and beans and hotsauce and iced tea

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Chinatown posted:

the only time i got paid every week was when i was driving a forklift as was a full blown alcoholic

don't lie goons only do stuff half-assed, never full-blown

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

psychokitty posted:

don't lie goons only do stuff half-assed, never full-blown

guess im busted :(

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Sokrateez posted:

uh that's next Thursday op

Same.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

I'm gonna buy some India ink and a bunch of alcohol.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

psychokitty posted:

don't lie goons only do stuff half-assed, never full-blown

I full-blowned your mom's half-rear end last night

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Iron Crowned posted:

I full-blowned your mom's half-rear end last night

my mom's hot good for you

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

prescription drugs

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
gonna do some amphetamines later tonight and hit up ebay.co.uk for some bahgins

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Who needs cash when I can just put everything I want on a credit card and pay for it at some point in the future.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Sokrateez posted:

uh that's next Thursday op

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FrankieGoes posted:

Who needs cash when I can just put everything I want on a credit card and pay for it at some point in the future.

Your mom will only accept cash that is left on the table by the door

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