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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
a fartel

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
eh

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

why on earth would I want to do that?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Fart Place

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Marvin Fartings

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Egbert Souse posted:

Marvin Fartings

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I was thinking this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahXLfSphgPI

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

this is why america is a laughing stock

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Hah I like the joke OP. Maybe not thread-worthy but I'll be repeating it surely

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Monopopooppooppeepee

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

the thing that the OP has when I rip a big fat creamy beef straight into his expectant mouth

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

drat nigga that's a mediocre joke

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Lucky Guy posted:

drat nigga that's a mediocre joke

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
Quoth the raven "poo poo, doo doo, fart"

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
yeah i guess if there was a monopoly on farts that's what it would be called. i guess.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lucky Guy posted:

drat nigga that's a mediocre joke
ghost spider saves the day again

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Trump

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Popoffoly

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Can I get a graph or visually represented set of data of how farts could affect a monopoly?
A "shart" if you will?

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Big Beef City posted:

Can I get a graph or visually represented set of data of how farts could affect a monopoly?
A "shart" if you will?

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer
PLEASE If you're a guy with blond hair you'd be the chicken cream fart on my brown funnel noodles. If you're a guy with red hair you'd be like a barbecue spicy buffalo cream on my black brown noodles. If you have dark hair you'd be the beef cream all over my black funnel noodles. PLEASE



PLEASE

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
monofartpoly

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

what you're looking for is a oligfarty

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Piss down your throat

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fart company

fart works

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

4/5

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

weak as gently caress pun voted 1

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
a methane trust

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

CONGRESS

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

hth posted:

CONGRESS

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So the American people are the farts?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Norns posted:

So the American people are the farts?

it's farts all the way down

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

a proprietorshit

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Reverse fart technology has a loooong way to go to steal farts from the proles. Good luck op

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