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I turned you on back at Highway 52 Lying back in my seat giving control to you If Im asleep that doesnt stop you coming through Oh ah oh They took no credit for my bonehead naiveté Trusting this nonautonomous technology And now they have the ammo their tumblrs were lacking Oh ah oh They act like children Oh ah oh What did you tell them? Victim Mentality Killed the Autonomous Car Victim Mentality Killed the Autonomous Car
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Adiabatic posted:I turned you on back at Highway 52 Bra-loving-vo.  Just go ahead and close the thread.
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Could Wile E. Coyote kill a roadrunner driving a Tesla by painting some false road lanes into the side of a cliff?
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atomicthumbs posted:Yes, because anyone without some sort of interest in aviation knows what an autopilot actually does. jfyi arguments like this are why superman pajamas have a warning on them that they won't actually make you fly now except tesla's superman pajamas would audibly warn you that they don't fly when you put them on, and again every time you stood on a windowsill
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Adiabatic posted:I turned you on back at Highway 52  Close the thread, we're done here.
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taco_fox posted:Could Wile E. Coyote kill a roadrunner driving a Tesla by painting some false road lanes into the side of a cliff? could i drive a tesla off the road by putting a picture of a curve on the b ack of my car
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atomicthumbs posted:could i drive a tesla off the road by putting a picture of a curve on the b ack of my car Little in the middle / but she got much b ack
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Sagebrush posted:I'm going to invent a big metallized balloon that you can inflate and deploy out the back of your car to engage pursuing police cars' auto-braking. We were ruminating in slack on what would happen if you pop chaff in front of various autonomous cars. 
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Jonny 290 posted:We were ruminating in slack on what would happen if you pop chaff in front of various autonomous cars. I need to know this. It's time the NHTSA upped their crash test game.
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Breaking the OP rules, nobody died this time: http://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/2016/07/05/southfield-art-gallery-owner-survives-tesla-crash/86712884/
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Ive always wanted to drive and Crash a Grey Tesla Model S I like what you're doing. I'd rather prefer to drive and crash a Red Tesla Model S
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Imagine any other car manufacturer writing this.https://www.teslamotors.com/blog/misfortune posted:...
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This guy was literally purposefully ignoring the road and pretending he was in a full-on level 4 autonomous vehicle, which the model S is not, probably never will be, and most importantly, has never claimed to be. The level of idiocy demonstrated here is second only to the kind of people who don't understand what's funny when a national lampoon movie makes yet another "if you're down here, who's driving the RV?" "it's on cruise control" "omg steering!" joke. Everything Tesla has said about this incident is totally reasonable. If any other carmaker had someone die through watching a goddamn movie or whatever while assuming that lane-keep assist and radar cruise control (which is, in essence, what Autopilot is right now. It's really good at it, but it's still just traffic-aware cruise control. Which is exactly what they call it in the documentation.) we wouldn't be batting a goddamn eyelid. I went to find some articles of idiots dying with cruise control on but thanks to internet media being an incestuous cesspool of fuckwits it's practically impossible to get a non-tesla-related result right now (even explicitly removing a number of strings from results) Adiabatic posted:I turned you on back at Highway 52
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People who promise the most (or couch it in highly optimistic terms) tend to get criticized the most. We wouldnt bat an eye at a person dying due to blind trust in an autonomous feature in a GM car because they dont even try to represent the bleeding edge in autonomy. Tesla though has from the very beginning marketed themselves as the carmakers of tommorow, and like it or not that justifiably opens them up to all kinds of criticism.
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I will bet any amount of money with anyone in this thread that the deaths-per-mile in collisions between automated cars will be at least an order of magnitude lower than the deaths-per-mile between human-driven cars in the next ten years. And they'll only get better from there.
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ColdPie posted:I will bet any amount of money with anyone in this thread that the deaths-per-mile in collisions between automated cars will be at least an order of magnitude lower than the deaths-per-mile between human-driven cars in the next ten years. And they'll only get better from there. They don't have to be perfect, just be better than the average hyooman. And that ain't hard.
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I imagine that proper driving AI will always err on the side of overly cautious, enabling the bullying of computer cars on the highway for your own selfish driving gains. Imagine the fun you could have (if you were a complete prick) causing an AI car to slow down, change lanes and whatever else you want simply because it has to drive safely. It's not something I'd do but I can see it being abused a bit, particularly in traffic, everyone changing lanes in front of them causing them to sit on their brakes.
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sharkytm posted:They don't have to be perfect, just be better than the average hyooman. And that ain't hard. The average human doesn't understand this, apparently.
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88h88 posted:I imagine that proper driving AI will always err on the side of overly cautious, enabling the bullying of computer cars on the highway for your own selfish driving gains. Imagine the fun you could have (if you were a complete prick) causing an AI car to slow down, change lanes and whatever else you want simply because it has to drive safely. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754587
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The car game was on autopilot and died under a truck.
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EightBit posted:The average human doesn't understand this, apparently. and it was then that we discovered how low the bar truly was
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literally a fish posted:and it was then that we discovered how low the bar truly was right at windshield level Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Jul 8, 2016 |
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Jul 8, 2016 11:50
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Quite how I missed this thread I have no idea. Ta.
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:The car game was on autopilot and died under a truck.  car game. Never forget -- autopilot kills.
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Terrible Robot posted:right at windshield level Ba bum tisk 
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