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VendaGoat posted:Mars i'm the planet named after a god of war that won't let me shoot guns arbitrarily
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DrPossum posted:i'm the planet named after a god of war that won't let me shoot guns arbitrarily Clint_nod.gif
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Jul 4, 2016 03:52
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i live in canada our celebration is over and now every neighbour is quietly cooming right into the toilet bowl in the privvacy of their own shithole
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Jul 4, 2016 03:53
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VendaGoat posted:Clint_nod.gif 
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Jul 4, 2016 03:56
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Yes. I haven;t heard a neighbor fire off a mortar for ten minutes. I'm gonna go play the new DOOM, to supplement my PTSD.
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Jul 4, 2016 03:57
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Oh cool the people behind us are now lighting off mortars because those are for suburban use at 11:15pm
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Jul 4, 2016 04:15
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Christ we need to split this country in half already
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Jul 4, 2016 04:18
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Vacation Tenzin posted:Oh cool the people behind us are now lighting off mortars because those are for suburban use at 11:15pm when else they gonna got used? Sancho posted:Christ we need to split this country in half already sorting to most common geographic areas first please
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Jul 4, 2016 04:22
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Sounded like firecracker in metal trashcan 15 minutes ago. 
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Jul 4, 2016 04:26
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i'm hearing firecrackers outside every 10 minutes. gently caress to america
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Jul 4, 2016 04:27
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I think I heard someone popping bubble wrap or some pussy poo poo.
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Jul 4, 2016 04:31
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All fireworks are illegal in my city but my neighborhood is like some PTSD flashback to Vietnam as our positions are being overrun by Charlie. Nobody in my neighborhood can afford to maintain their homes but they can afford endless volleys of giant window shaking mortars. And it's only July 3rd.......
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Jul 4, 2016 04:52
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Thesaurus posted:All fireworks are illegal in my city but my neighborhood is like some PTSD flashback to Vietnam as our positions are being overrun by Charlie. you're gonna be sorry when it turns out President Trump has assigned them compliance patrol
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Jul 4, 2016 04:54
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I bet the purple silver sparkly wizzers are the ones that trigger the nam flashbacks.
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Jul 4, 2016 04:54
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OH gently caress! People around me are enjoying themselves! Gotta goon it up and report them to the "authorities"! We can have people enjoying their poo poo!
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Jul 4, 2016 04:57
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No big explosions happened, especially not from the assholes who set off the the poo poo that shakes houses. But that probably has something to do with this: http://www.wlwt.com/news/investigation-into-illegal-fireworks-underway-at-west-chester-barn/40307108 So I guess I know where everyone's fireworks hook-up here was!
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Jul 4, 2016 05:00
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VendaGoat posted:OH gently caress! People around me are enjoying themselves! Gotta goon it up and report them to the "authorities"! Have you seen their homes? Ugh. The cars they drive are so frightful! Some even have dogs they feed with MY tax dollars! *hits reply on GBS*
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Jul 4, 2016 05:01
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Sancho posted:Have you seen their homes? Ugh. The cars they drive are so frightful! Some even have dogs they feed with MY tax dollars! *hits reply on GBS* Quote dis poo poo, yo.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:05
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Yes, let's have a contest to see which of us is "edgy" enough to score the most pro-grade material and set it off over a literal forest, for the local ban has been lifted, and Mayberry PD couldn't possibly have enforced it anyway. My extensive trajectory analysis, threat modeling, and sourcing from only ISO 9000 certified Chinese manufacturers mean you will definitely not die of smoke inhalation three hours from now.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:15
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theres a cool loophole where fireworks are illegal in pennsylvania but not illegal to sell to people as long as they are from another state
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Jul 4, 2016 05:27
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The rednecks across the river are firing off guns cause they ran out of fireworks...
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Jul 4, 2016 05:27
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as somebody who sells fireworks as a filthy albanian to make money off you dumb rednecks, clueless idiots, and just general drunken retards i have to tell you that the average firework enthusiast is dumb as gently caress and should not be anywhere near guns, fireworks, children, anything. jesus christ these people are something else like the hills have eyes kind of people
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Jul 4, 2016 06:18
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Pon de Bundy posted:as somebody who sells fireworks as a filthy albanian to make money off you dumb rednecks, clueless idiots, and just general drunken retards i have to tell you that the average firework enthusiast is dumb as gently caress and should not be anywhere near guns, fireworks, children, anything. ahhahahahha....AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAJ...  AAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! Thank you AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!
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Jul 4, 2016 06:20
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Pon de Bundy posted:as somebody who sells fireworks as a filthy albanian to make money off you dumb rednecks, clueless idiots, and just general drunken retards i have to tell you that the average firework enthusiast is dumb as gently caress and should not be anywhere near guns, fireworks, children, anything. Albanian? More like banal-ian
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Jul 4, 2016 06:29
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I'm in a state which is surrounded on three sides by water. Yet in my area, we are experiencing extreme drought. People voluntarily lighting projectiles on fire that shoot smaller flaming projectiles onto what amounts at this point to tinder is not smart. I expect them to be back at it again tomorrow at 8:30pm sharp, twice as excited for American freedom via Chinese explosives as they were on this Eve.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:35
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Cthulu Carl posted:No big explosions happened, especially not from the assholes who set off the the poo poo that shakes houses. you must live in a really boring part of town
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Jul 4, 2016 06:38
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Pon de Bundy posted:as somebody who sells fireworks as a filthy albanian to make money off you dumb rednecks, clueless idiots, and just general drunken retards i have to tell you that the average firework enthusiast is dumb as gently caress and should not be anywhere near guns, fireworks, children, anything. Lol at an albanian calling anyone a hills have eyes redneck
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Jul 4, 2016 14:45
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Best use of fireworks I'd ever seen was during a house party at 3am. Some truck pulled up, passenger got out, dropped a 16 pack mortor in the middle of the street in front of the house, lit it, ran back in and they drove away. Cops arrived a few minutes later.
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Jul 4, 2016 16:02
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jesus loving christ it begins edit: there go the fire trucks! rock on you crazy sobs DrPossum fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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Jul 4, 2016 17:21
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http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-dogs-vow-keep-their-poo poo-together-during-4-50578
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Jul 4, 2016 17:31
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my neighbors are setting off mortars and dry ice bombs right now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHlF_cXVCY
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GAY 4 ORGANS