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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Kingfish posted:

what the Christ??

''The day they started bombing Iraq, this girl stood up and started screaming that if you were going to your therapist that day that you should go to the rally instead,'' Ms. Dunham said. ''Half the kids were, like, 'That's really offensive!' ''

Everyone laughed hysterically.

Ms. Dunham continued: ''I was, like, ah . . . 'I'm going to therapy!' ''

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

''The day they started bombing Iraq, this girl stood up and started screaming that if you were going to your therapist that day that you should go to the rally instead,'' Ms. Dunham said. ''Half the kids were, like, 'That's really offensive!' ''

Everyone laughed hysterically.

Ms. Dunham continued: ''I was, like, ah . . . 'I'm going to therapy!' ''

See, smart AND sexy. Lena Dunham, the total package.

polysynth
Dec 12, 2006

rock out

tahts the best piece of long form journalism ive read this year.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

City of Tampa posted:

white people are only allowed to eat mayonnaise on Wonder Bread, anything else and you might as well be a skinhead

mayonnaise is believed to have originated in spain so unless you're spanish it's off limits.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mayo is just like an egg and some oil mixed together though how do you claim to have invented that

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Mange Mite posted:

''The day they started bombing Iraq, this girl stood up and started screaming that if you were going to your therapist that day that you should go to the rally instead,'' Ms. Dunham said. ''Half the kids were, like, 'That's really offensive!' ''

Everyone laughed hysterically.

Ms. Dunham continued: ''I was, like, ah . . . 'I'm going to therapy!' ''

jesus loving christ

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Gamer With Dignity posted:

You are so loving dumb haha.

Also sheltered (not unlike a certain comedienne)

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Moridin920 posted:

mayo is just like an egg and some oil mixed together though how do you claim to have invented that

Peanut butter is just peanuts someone with a hammer and a lot of time and a little bit of your salt about not inventing mayo could make, how can you claim to have invented that?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
listen buddy ill pee on your nuts don't gimme that shite

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Pththya-lyi posted:

Also sheltered (not unlike a certain comedienne)
I thought 'comedienne' was out these days, like 'actress'. I was notified that such gendered words are presumptive and harmful.

Also this person is insufferable.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



how do you fuckos not know that bath picture is from the new full house with big fake jugs Jodie Sweetin front and center

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

phasmid posted:

I thought 'comedienne' was out these days, like 'actress'. I was notified that such gendered words are presumptive and harmful.

Also this person is insufferable.

Not using gendered words is like not saying "it was the black guy over there who helped me," so you spend five minutes trying to call out secondary features to the white person you're trying to inform so you don't appear racist, even though you would both most readily filter out wrong subjects that way. As a collective the people who pick up my trash weekly are sanitation engineers or some horseshit (just as a group of bears is called a sloth), but if I'm referring to a particular one, I'm going to use garbageman, or in a scenario I've never encountered before in my life, garbagewoman, which one might imagine would narrow down the possible subject pool a bit.

When you say steward on a plane, I know I'm looking for a dude. When you say flight attendant, gently caress you.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

vyst posted:

how do you fuckos not know that bath picture is from the new full house with big fake jugs Jodie Sweetin front and center

Why the gently caress would i watch a remake of a mediocre sitcom?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Eh... More Like ShitCom.... Heh... :smug:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LethalGeek posted:

Why the gently caress would i watch a remake of a mediocre sitcom?

Because you're a loving loser like me and the rest of gbs

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

vyst posted:

Because you're a loving loser like me and the rest of gbs

I drink and play video games I don't need more loser things to do

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

vyst posted:

how do you fuckos not know that bath picture is from the new full house with big fake jugs Jodie Sweetin front and center

hahahahahahaha

e: i looked it up, it's from loving season 2 lmao

ee: ok nevermind season 2 isn't out still lmao

Dogmeat fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jul 16, 2016

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

The_Franz posted:

mayonnaise is believed to have originated in spain so unless you're spanish it's off limits.

no it was invented by Napoleon because he wanted a cream-like sauce that wouldn't spoil quickly

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

phasmid posted:

I thought 'comedienne' was out these days, like 'actress'. I was notified that such gendered words are presumptive and harmful.

I'm a woman so I get to say it, bitch

quote:

Also this person is insufferable.

:iamafag:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Re: The Dunham sisters boobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

imo should sue for defamation.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
um guys my boss caught me lookin at those dunham boobs what do i do

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Pththya-lyi posted:

I'm a woman so I get to say it, bitch
I say it anyway. I also say bitch, but it's edgier 'cause it's not allowed :)

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Putty posted:

um guys my boss caught me lookin at those dunham boobs what do i do

State you were looking at back issues of NatGeo.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Putty posted:

um guys my boss caught me lookin at those dunham boobs what do i do

kill you're self

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

City of Tampa posted:

no it was invented by Napoleon because he wanted a cream-like sauce that wouldn't spoil quickly

The most popular French version of events has the recipe being used during a victory celebration on the island of Minorca during The Seven Years's War, over a decade before Napoleon was born. Allegedly it existed and was used in dishes by the island's inhabitants centuries before, though.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
french claim to have invented culinary item X how surprising lol

it's an egg mixed with an oil ofc people used it for centuries previously and it was probably independently discovered by people all over the world

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

french discover milk after Napoleon Bonaparte mistakes a cow's teat for a bundle of dicks

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Moridin920 posted:

french claim to have invented culinary item X how surprising lol

it's an egg mixed with an oil ofc people used it for centuries previously and it was probably independently discovered by people all over the world

That's why mayonnaise is such a big hit among the jungle tribes of the Kongo.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

That's why mayonnaise is such a big hit among the jungle tribes of the Kongo.
Tribes... Dare acct. spotted

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Jastiger I made you a new av you sick gently caress



e: oops forgot the B&W



Thanks man.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Does that chick in the OP have hair on her legs? :lol:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lol she must be to-scale

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
0117 - Rise From Your Grave.vgm

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

PyPy posted:

Does that chick in the OP have hair on her legs? :lol:

yes, of course she does. she's a dunham.

cnut
May 3, 2016


I hope that's not menstrual blood.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

cnut posted:

I hope that's not menstrual blood.

That's probably tomato juice to get rid of the stench after one of the Dunham clan matrons marked her territory.

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