Bear vs Gorilla

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	Bear
	Gorilla
	They would never fight, they are friends
	Shark

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Uxzuigal posted:

Since treasure bear and business gorillas could be considered friendly now... what would happend if they together faced Megashark?

# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:00

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:30

Business Gorillas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
i will fight the shark

# ? Jul 8, 2016 21:56

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

The gorilla would ruin the bear.

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# ? Jul 8, 2016 22:38

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

It's ridiculous that this is even up for debate.

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# ? Jul 8, 2016 22:39

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

It doesn't matter how many people are wrong about this: the bear would get merked by the gorilla.

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# ? Jul 8, 2016 22:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

misty mountaintop posted:

It doesn't matter how many people are wrong about this: the bear would get merked by the gorilla.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 23:39

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

misty mountaintop posted:

It doesn't matter how many people are wrong about this: the bear would get merked by the gorilla.

I say... what would happend if a gorrila met a llama!

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# ? Jul 9, 2016 00:38

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

Ladies and gentlemen it's the tag team event of the season! Yes in this corner weighing in at approximately 1000 lbs. in the dank corner we've got the tower of power, the team that makes em scream, a pair of perfect killing machines! Treasure Bear and Business Gorillas! and in the damp corner weighing in at approximately 3 tons it's a prehistoric predator, a blast from the past, its got a mighty mouth to munch its foes! Megalodon!

And there's the bell! Business Gorillas has waded in, but what's this! the Megalodon is asphyxiating right in front of us! Our match of the century failed to account for basic biology! the ref is standing up and... it's all over! it's all over! Business Gorillas and Treasure Bear are the champs!

But what's this!

Land shark is swearing revenge, there's gonna be a dark rematch in the future, but for now it's nothing but glory for Treasure Bear and Business Gorillas.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 00:48

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

December Octopodes posted:

Ladies and gentlemen it's the tag team event of the season! Yes in this corner weighing in at approximately 1000 lbs. in the dank corner we've got the tower of power, the team that makes em scream, a pair of perfect killing machines! Treasure Bear and Business Gorillas! and in the damp corner weighing in at approximately 3 tons it's a prehistoric predator, a blast from the past, its got a mighty mouth to munch its foes! Megalodon!

And there's the bell! Business Gorillas has waded in, but what's this! the Megalodon is asphyxiating right in front of us! Our match of the century failed to account for basic biology! the ref is standing up and... it's all over! it's all over! Business Gorillas and Treasure Bear are the champs!

But what's this!

Land shark is swearing revenge, there's gonna be a dark rematch in the future, but for now it's nothing but glory for Treasure Bear and Business Gorillas.

omg...

# ? Jul 9, 2016 01:09

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Megalodon respawned in the depths of the see, furious at loosing his title bout for being the most bad rear end creature on the planet...

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# ? Jul 9, 2016 01:11

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# ? Jul 9, 2016 01:31

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

If I were a bear, and they tried to get me to fight a gorilla, I wouldn't do it. I would fear for my life.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 02:52

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

If I were a bear I would learn about how to display submissive behavior in front of an alpha male silverback, in case it looked like I was ever going to have to fight one.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 02:54

treasure bear

# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:08

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

misty mountaintop posted:

If I were a bear, and they tried to get me to fight a gorilla, I wouldn't do it. I would fear for my life.

ok wtf, i clearly stated in the OP that i thought the bear would win and you continue to press that button

treasure bear posted:

# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:13

jean-baptiste

it would be the bear, the bear would be the winner

# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:14

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

New contender... behold the laser sharks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlCGZwc2A9M

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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:17

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

jean-baptiste posted:

it would be the bear, the bear would be the winner

This laughable hypothesis has never proven true in reality.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 17:36

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

We can talk about this on a theoretical level all you want, but the proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is flavored with bear tears.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 17:37

treasure bear

# ? Jul 9, 2016 17:42

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

point:

misty mountaintop posted:

We can talk about this on a theoretical level all you want, but the proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is flavored with bear tears.

counterpoint:

treasure bear posted:

# ? Jul 9, 2016 17:47

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ah, this old corker again. look, bear may have heat vision and the power of fligght but gorilla is clever and can use tools and plus is a millionaire so he can afford kryptonite. this pretzel has long been untangled imo

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# ? Jul 9, 2016 20:10

Macnult

When filming The Revenant, Alejandro Gonz�lez I��rritu initially wanted to add his own flavor to the tale of Hugh Glass, having him attacked by a gorilla instead of a grizzly bear. The idea was quickly scrapped because it cut down the film's length by about two hours due to lack of narrative development after the protagonist has their arms ripped off and is beaten to death with them.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 20:35

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Humans made a movie called Grizzly Man, but Grizzlies have a movie called Gorilla Bear.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 20:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

the important question is: can they learn to love?

# ? Jul 9, 2016 20:50

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Macnult posted:

When filming The Revenant, Alejandro Gonz�lez I��rritu initially wanted to add his own flavor to the tale of Hugh Glass, having him attacked by a gorilla instead of a grizzly bear. The idea was quickly scrapped because it cut down the film's length by about two hours due to lack of narrative development after the protagonist has their arms ripped off and is beaten to death with them.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 21:00

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Shakill OReal posted:

Gorillas are such good fighters they named a whole type of war after them.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 05:01

Piso Mojado

Shakill OReal posted:

Gorillas are such good fighters they named a whole type of war after them.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 16:18

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

Shakill OReal posted:

Gorillas are such good fighters they named a whole type of war after them.

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# ? Jul 11, 2016 16:12

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:30

Business Gorillas

December Octopodes posted:

Ladies and gentlemen it's the tag team event of the season! Yes in this corner weighing in at approximately 1000 lbs. in the dank corner we've got the tower of power, the team that makes em scream, a pair of perfect killing machines! Treasure Bear and Business Gorillas! and in the damp corner weighing in at approximately 3 tons it's a prehistoric predator, a blast from the past, its got a mighty mouth to munch its foes! Megalodon!

And there's the bell! Business Gorillas has waded in, but what's this! the Megalodon is asphyxiating right in front of us! Our match of the century failed to account for basic biology! the ref is standing up and... it's all over! it's all over! Business Gorillas and Treasure Bear are the champs!

But what's this!

Land shark is swearing revenge, there's gonna be a dark rematch in the future, but for now it's nothing but glory for Treasure Bear and Business Gorillas.

Land shark is going to get the people's elbow on pay per view

# ? Jul 11, 2016 18:33

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