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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
not especially, but i am into ASMR videos at least making money off of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY3m2j_faso

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
being into butt stuff is like just baseline pretty much like if you can't butt stuff it's probably a deal breaker for the long term consideration

then there's the people who can't even do a little spanking/light choking/hand cuffs and it's like drat man live a little OY VEY

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Yeah I always open with making sure that the girl im dating is okay with me choking her,

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah don't be a goon about it you know that's not what i mean

that is why the first time is always awkward and kinda lovely though, you're more just feeling each other out. then 2nd time you're a bit more comfortable with each other and can have some more fun.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Idg butthole sex but do what you want man

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
butthole sex is exciting because it's not the vagina

the vagina is old news

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

monkey posted:

I was gonna make a gay joke, but gently caress it.

butt gently caress the gay joke

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Yeah, I def like a big cock in my rear end.
Strictly no homo assfucking though.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I smoke two dicks in the morning

I smoke two dicks at night.

I smoke two dicks in the afternoon

It makes me feel all right.

I smoke two dicks in times of peace and two in times of war.

I smoke to dicks before I smoke two dicks and then i smoke two more.

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin man.

Momma she once told me son you do the best you can.

But then one day, i met a man who came on me and said: hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head. :dong:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im not not into butt stuff

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Pound_Coin posted:

lol if you cant take a fist past the elbow, just lol

is there any way to get rockstar to ban you from gtao again and charge your credit card for another copy or something because this is a very upsetting post

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
My wife loves taking it up her own rear end, but won't even go so far as to check my oil. It's a lovely double standard.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
There's nothing better than taking a large black man into my anus. Feeling his hot cum pour into my tight little sore rear end in a top hat always makes me cum

hrpff
Jun 19, 2004
undercooked Wendy's burgers or something
i went to an asian massage parlor and a 40-year-old chinese lady started jacking my bone then she asked if she could finger my butthole and i told her it was okay but after a couple jabs i told her to stop
i dont know if it's just not for me or if i'm truly a weakling. i recognize the potential for butt pleasure so if i'm ever going to give in to hedonism 100% i should probably get into it at some point.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

butthole sex is exciting because it's not the vagina

the vagina is old news

the butthole is the new vagina

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Literally fingering my own rear end in a top hat at work because im addicted to butt stuff and can't wait til I get home yo get hosed in the rear end

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
no but i have a butt stuff story:

my wife and i watched...wolf of wall street i think? where a dominatrix sticks a candle in dicaprio's butt? anyway my wife kept talking about that scene afterwards, so i thought she might be indirectly hinting she was into it. so i indirectly hinted that if she was into it i would be open-minded about it

anyway after about a week of indirect conversations i finally discovered that she wasn't into it sexually at all, she just thought it would be hilarious to put things in my rear end

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Clipperton posted:

no but i have a butt stuff story:

my wife and i watched...wolf of wall street i think? where a dominatrix sticks a candle in dicaprio's butt? anyway my wife kept talking about that scene afterwards, so i thought she might be indirectly hinting she was into it. so i indirectly hinted that if she was into it i would be open-minded about it

anyway after about a week of indirect conversations i finally discovered that she wasn't into it sexually at all, she just thought it would be hilarious to put things in my rear end

Sorry you missed out

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Ya I do doggy-style all the time

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I'm into cone bros. level buttplay.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Horniest Manticore posted:

the butthole is the new vagina

brown is the new pink

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Clipperton posted:

no but i have a butt stuff story:

my wife and i watched...wolf of wall street i think? where a dominatrix sticks a candle in dicaprio's butt? anyway my wife kept talking about that scene afterwards, so i thought she might be indirectly hinting she was into it. so i indirectly hinted that if she was into it i would be open-minded about it

anyway after about a week of indirect conversations i finally discovered that she wasn't into it sexually at all, she just thought it would be hilarious to put things in my rear end

Should have done it for comedy's sake. At least you could have told her that.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

The Dregs posted:

Should have done it for comedy's sake. At least you could have told her that.

she barely takes me seriously as it is, once she saw me with a feather duster in my b hole there would be no chance

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
more into butt drugs these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Chief McHeath posted:

Girls who give you the back door on the reg, keepers man, keepers.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Saw this on a wall in Tbilisi, Georgia. Kind of sums up a lot of things in a way

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
shouldn't this thread be in ask/tell?

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
[TELL] Me about BUTT STUFF

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Lol if you aren't eating butts on the reg

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


Literal Nazi Furry posted:

is there any way to get rockstar to ban you from gtao again and charge your credit card for another copy or something because this is a very upsetting post

You're only being this mean, because you want my :yosbutt:

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
the weed butt duck

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Pitching & Catching.

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Pitching & Catching.

I've always believed it's better to give than to receive.

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