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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I personally can't wait to go home and cut off my dick and smash my balls with my redwing boots :rock:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Professor Tomtom posted:

I personally can't wait to go home and cut off my dick and smash my balls with my redwing boots :rock:

Good luck and post pics

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Darth123123 posted:

Good luck and post pics

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

Those guys at Newpath

I heard the first thing they do is they is cut yer pecker off.

it's actually the spleen that is reprimanded

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Already had too much cut off

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

It's not just you op, I also want to cut your pecker off

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

RobattoJesus posted:

It's not just you op, I also want to cut your pecker off

lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what're you going to do with it afterwards, OP?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

what're you going to do with it afterwards, OP?

probally die of blood loss

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

dogmother1776 posted:

Those guys at Newpath

I heard the first thing they do is they is cut yer pecker off.

it's actually the spleen that is reprimanded

They what, they cut -- What does that do, a spleen?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
nah

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I'm gonna cut off my penus :smuggo:

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
crush my drat balls

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Yeah I'll get the nail clippers

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I think you're looking for the e/n subforum op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

various cheeses posted:

I think you're looking for the e/n subforum op

I think he is looking for the EMS forum, I don't think we have one

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Da mother fuckin Share Z0ne

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
how would i cum?? i dont think you thought this through

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You're a bigot if you don't make the attempt to relate to the plight of troons by cutting yer dick off

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

When's the next BME Pain Olympics? I can't remember if it follows the same schedule as the actual Olympics or not. You should look into that and maybe try shoving a lit sparkler up your urethra prior to the chop for style points.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
This is America, 2016, OP. There's not a single popular high schooler who hasn't cut off their dick and pretended to be a woman.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

This is America, 2016, OP. There's not a single popular high schooler who hasn't cut off their dick and pretended to be a woman.

I hate you and everything you stand for

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