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Mumpy Puffinz posted:He justs want to help. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLVzDm65YnI
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Jul 11, 2016 02:15
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CharlestonJew posted:Doc Ock took over spidermans body and used his newfound youth to gently caress a midget Genius writing.
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Jul 11, 2016 02:36
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EorayMel posted:One time good ole JJJ was in an iron man suit and trying to kill spider man. At least in the newspaper spider man canon. I remember more than one instance in the newspaper comic where some new superhero would show up, then JJJ would fully support him (while still berating Spidey as a dirty rotten vigilante because gently caress you), then the new guy would turn out to be evil. He's a worse judge of character than a child climbing into a van for free candy.
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Jul 11, 2016 02:42
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I hope they get Willem Dafoe to play Osborn when they get around to the Dark Reign movie. He was one of the good parts of the Toby McGuire movies and I'd like to see his take on the Iron Patriot persona.Serious Frolicking posted:it happened in the newspaper comics, aka the one true spiderman continuity It was the greatest love story of our age.
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Jul 11, 2016 02:56
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If police find a guy tied up to a lamp post with a gun and a kilo of cocaine, they can't actually prosecute him. No one 'pieder man captures could be tried in court successfully since he taints every piece of evidence. He a menace.
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Jul 11, 2016 03:19
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Personally, I like to believe Ben Riley was the real spider-man, and that this is just the world's longest series about an identity theft artist. Anyway, that's my theory on what I remember from the 3 spider-man comics I read when I was 7 or something 2 decades ago.
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Jul 11, 2016 03:44
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seems like superheros are kind of like escalation/militarization of the police like sure you go ah but we need the superheros to fight the super villains but there weren't any super villains running around before there were superheros it seems like. and iirc most of spiderman's enemies are just trying to seek vengeance on spiderman and wrecking a bunch of innocent lives in the process. idk we should end this super menace imo
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Jul 11, 2016 03:52
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Because with great power comes great responsibility. To suck it!
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Jul 11, 2016 08:53
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Moridin920 posted:seems like superheros are kind of like escalation/militarization of the police but even if we got rid of superheroes it wouldn't stop villains, face it the only thing that stops a bad guy with a superpower is a good guy with a superpower.
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Jul 11, 2016 09:15
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He looks like a jackass when hanging upside down. Manspreads spreadier than I done ever seen spread. Look at the comic from this very page as proof. I spread a lil too but this is clearly excessive. His balls are not THAT hot. He's got a hella smart mouth. His powers are dumb. Toby maguire has a stupid face. And an annoying voice.
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Jul 11, 2016 09:21
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the entire city is covered in spiderjizz and he leaves hand and feet marks all over skyscraper windows.
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Jul 11, 2016 09:52
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Ork of Fiction posted:If police find a guy tied up to a lamp post with a gun and a kilo of cocaine, they can't actually prosecute him. No one 'pieder man captures could be tried in court successfully since he taints every piece of evidence. the police would totally execute the tied up man for resisting arrest tho
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Jul 11, 2016 13:58
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Because with great power comes great responsibility. To suck it! Spiderman is a member of Degeneration X? maybe that's it
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Jul 11, 2016 14:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4
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Jul 11, 2016 14:46
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they peein on me
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Jul 11, 2016 16:10
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I don't know how anyone could be mad at spiderman based on his movies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvNLlwkwP64
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Jul 11, 2016 16:32
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Spiderman is a mooch, every couple weeks he asks me for a few bucks til payday and he ain't never paid me any back
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Jul 11, 2016 19:15
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spider-man smashed through the walls of my apartment and didn't pay for it. my insurance won't cover superhero-related claims so I'm basically hosed. also I'm pretty sure that slick gently caress stole my wallet right before he punched eight arms guy through my bedroom closet to the house across the street
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Jul 11, 2016 21:28
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Ork of Fiction posted:If police find a guy tied up to a lamp post with a gun and a kilo of cocaine, they can't actually prosecute him. No one 'pieder man captures could be tried in court successfully since he taints every piece of evidence. I'm pretty sure there was an actual Spider-Man comic that was about this.
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