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...or anything else in the room. Somewhere in a married couple's bathroom, anywhere in the world Bathtub posted:Man, it sure is quiet in here Walls posted:This is boring! Medicine cabinet posted:Yo, you guys need anything? You know, anything you might need, to take care of something? Hairbrush posted:Whatcha got? Medicine cabinet posted:Whatcha need? Hairbrush posted:Got any hair depillatory? Medicine cabinet posted:What for? Hairbrush posted:I wanna make that son-of-a-bitch bald! Medicine cabinet posted:And get yourself unemployed? Hair is job security for you! Besides, it's under the sink, even *I* won't go there! No, next person in line please! Toilet Brush posted:I want something that will numb me Medicine cabinet posted:Ewww... I'll spray you for free with Chloroseptic Toilet Brush posted:... Hairbrush posted:Don't brush me off! Toothbrush posted:I hate my life Feminine Napkin posted:Here we go.. Tampon posted:Oh, gently caress- not again Toilet paper posted:I WILL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN IF YOU START THAT poo poo AGAIN Tampon posted:You don't hear the toilet complaining, do you? Toilet Bowl posted:Why can't we all be grateful for our roles in life and do our jobs the best we can? Bathroom Door posted:I think I hear the guy coming, don't forget, he had burritos! Toilet Bowl posted:Kill me now! |
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Doorknob posted:Don't touch me with those unwashed hands!
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 19:42 |
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Toilet Paper: *Flush* Goodbye cruel world...! <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Jul 11, 2016 19:43 |
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*garbage disposal* "yeah, they tell me my whole life is going to be eating delicious food, tons of it! I just get to grind it up and swallow it! holy moly I CANNOT loving WAIT!" *toilet* "that sounds amazing! maybe i'll get to do that too!" *garbage disposal* "hehe... uh.... you don't know what you are yet do you...?"
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It can happen with the car... Windshield: Hey, glass wipe- you wanna do a better job there, buddy? Wipers: Seriously, that's rude! Washer Fluid Jet: Too bad only one side of me works, huh? Windsheild: Yeah, you suck, too! Washer Fluid: I bet you wish I wasn't as dry as this thread! Cruise Control: Just sit back, relax, and I'll take care of the rest! Anti-Lock Brakes: Hey, Mr. "I Got It All Covered"- what are you gonna do when some jerk wad stops suddenly in front of you? Cruise Control: I uh, well... Anti-Lock Brakes: Yeah, that's what I thought! Collision Avoidance System: You tell 'em, ALB! Tire Pressure System: Your Right Front Tire is low on pressure! Anti-Lock Brakes: Who the hell asked YOU? Car Stereo: HI EVERYBODY HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY!!!! Rear View Mirror: Yay, jackass left the loving volume all the way up again! Heated Seat: Haha, you shoulda seen your face when he turned the key https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Here we are in the bedroom of your typical married couple. The content has been safeguarded to make it work safe Vibrator: Alright, let's get this out of the way right here and now Condoms: What do you mean? Vibrator: You know, since this is a bedroom scenario we have to go right to the whole 'sexual innuendoes' thing Condoms: No we don't Vibrator:I figured we would have to- bedroom equals sex, right? Pillow: No, not necessarily. Night Stand: Bedrooms are used for reading! Book: Right on! Playboy Magazine (under the mattress): You tell 'em! Alarm Clock/Radio: People still read that thing? Mattress: I can't believe he hides that thing here! Playboy Magazine: I'm right here, you know... Comforter: It's gonna be alright, everyone! I just know it! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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These Walls posted:She just want to close her eyes and sway
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# ? Jul 11, 2016 23:08 |
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"I am a thinking being who is without any means of locomotion or ability to manipulate the world around me, for the love of god help me." - wall
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 01:19 |
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"For all the vile hatred he talks about Adele he can't really sing for poo poo" - My mom |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:31 |
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Splatmaster posted:Comforter: It's gonna be alright, everyone! I just know it! lol |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 04:01 |
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Wall: you ever wonder if the floors can talk but you just cant hear them because the furniture muffles their words? me: Wall, it is 3 am wall, please stop it. Why won't you stop? Why did I move into a place with a wall that talks? Wall: you are the wall, stephen. *I am the wall, the building has been abandoned for years.* ---------------- |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 06:28 |
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comic of a fps game with waist high walls with faces. the one is all upset about how short he is and then a battle breaks out and the hero hides behind the wall and the wall feels super proud! ---------------- |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 07:35 |
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yellow wallpaper: somebody wrote a story about me once... how do I pursue a defamation lawsuit ? |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 07:47 |
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If your walls are talking you should probably call ghostbusters. Or Zak Bagans. |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 16:29 |
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Anoia posted:yellow wallpaper: somebody wrote a story about me once... how do I pursue a defamation lawsuit ? Maybe you should leave that poor woman to her bland empty life and stop screwing with her head. ---------------- |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 16:45 |
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beige wall: ooh, this new wall sounds so exotic! accent wall: eehhh, zis paint colour--it is, how you zay, bur-gan-dee, non? it iz dark, much like ze twizted spirit that rezides within me~~ beige wall: *collapses*
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Future Wall: The Mexicans built me.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:28 |
Wailing Wall: Oy vey! Most of the prayers in me are for a Mewtwo!
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In the garage Floor: **MMmMmfff!** Ceiling: You guys hear something? Organizer: If Mr. Lazy-rear end actually used me, we might be able to see the floor Lawn Mower: Duh, hey guys DAH! Razor Knife: Lawn Mower needs his blade sharpened Garage Door: You're pretty sharp there, guy Razor Knife: Who, me? Garage Door: Yep Razor Knife: Thanks! Garage Door: Don't mention it Rusty Pliers: You guys I bet I could grab on to something, it just might take me a bit Weed Eater: I'm hungry, you guys hungry? I could use some food let's go get something to eat Oil Can: Great, pot head's stoned again- what a surprise Engine Block: This sucks so bad Car (outside): You guys alright in there? Everybody: Yeah! Garage Door: They're good, too bad there's no room for you inside, what's the point of having a garage when you keep your car parked outside? Floor Jack: Hear that, at least you get to be inside Engine Block: You're right- thanks for lifting up my spirits, pal! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 19:33 |
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Floor: Gah... Looks like she's preparing the water bucket... here we go agian.. Ceiling: Stop complaining. I've never been washed. It's funny because it's true. <3 <3 Vanisher |
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"We still haven't seen the birth certificate" -my uncle |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 20:07 |
"Don't put the gas away yet." -R.B.
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:38 |
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wall: im diggin' that Pink Floyd poster door: thanks dude. that Jim Morrison poster looks really good on you by the way wall: do you think James put these posters where they are for a specific reason? door: what do you mean? wall: like it's kinda funny that you're wearing that while I have this on. door: huh? wall: n... nevermind |
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Macnult posted:wall: im diggin' that Pink Floyd poster ---------------- |
# ? Jul 12, 2016 23:14 |
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load-bearing wall: "I'm so tired"
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# ? Jul 12, 2016 23:35 |
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Groverhouse stairs: "kill me" |
# ? Jul 14, 2016 01:56 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:load-bearing drywall: "I'm so tired" Fixed that for you. ---------------- |
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DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT CAT.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 09:04 |
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drilldo squirt posted:DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT CAT. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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drilldo squirt posted:DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT CAT. <3 <3 Vanisher |
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i'm scared
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- my wall, just now
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