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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Get your probations here, everything must go!

Give me a topic for your probation and I give you a probation poem of questionable quality!
One poem per person. :) Thread will be open for 24h!

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super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
Topic: First Post

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e: (also in probe reason ofc)
Ode to ye of the first post,
May your soul never get lost..
For six hours.. you will be a ghost!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Jul 13, 2016


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I want a poem written in Norweigian about why a fjord is better than a Chevy please!

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e: (Uxz)
Ok, that wasn't easy.

"I fjorden dyp forsvant,
Bilen som alle trollbandt,
I det dunkle mørke,
Får min chevy aldri tørke..."


"In the depth of the fjord,
The car that spellbound them all,
In the darkness deep,
My chevy will never dry"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jul 13, 2016

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete
topic: a rainy day spent chatting with internet people and playing video games. stealing splatmaster's idea, i want it in norwegian too please :)


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e:
Regn og torden sky,
På tide å spre avsky,
Trolle forum og spill,
På nett gjør jeg som jeg vil
Grinete og fæl,
Jeg skal være usæl..


"Rain and thunderclouds,
It's time to spread disgust,
Troll forums and games,
On the net I do was I please,
Whiney and bad,
I am gonna be awful."

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jul 13, 2016

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

I would like a poem about Drilldo Squirt, to show my appreciation for Drilldo Squirt

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e:
"Oh Drilldo Squirt,
Ye of noble birth...
Day and night,
My shining knight..
I've dreamt of you,
My heart rings true,
We were meant to be...
Don't you see?
You want me!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Jul 13, 2016


hi how are you ♥

FAT32 SHAMER



:firstpost:

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e:
"Not first, not last,
Still, I hope you are having a blast,
In six hours past...
You can post again at last!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jul 13, 2016


ZenVulgarity

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Uxzuigal posted:

Get your probations here, everything must go!

Give me a topic for your probation and I give you a probation poem of questionable quality!
One poem per person. :) Thread will be open for 24h!

Aw hamburgers

Make mine about not being able to read

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- - -

Edit: Too late, you get an office poem!!

"Oh office, ye unholy thing,
In darkness I sorrowfuly sing..
When will this mournful day end?
Where is my blessed god send?
I wait, but alas non will come,
I fear that here... I will be undone."



However, here is a bonus about Hamburgers:

"Oh Ham, my Burger..
I stalk you, like a lurker..
In the fields I see you cow...
Soon I will eat you.. or maybe now?"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Jul 13, 2016

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
can i get a limerick pls


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e:
Not sure if I followed all the rules in a Limerick... but this will have to do:

"Once there was a pretty boy,
With the farmers daughter he was coy.
One day she would disappear,
No matter, he still had beer,
So the farmers wife he sought for joy."

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jul 13, 2016

eonwe



ode to a someone soon to no longer be an IK

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e:
"Ode to ye, old Idiot King,
We wish you all glory and bling.
Thank you for your boon,
We shall see you again soon!"

Almost brought a tear to my eye, love you bro. <3


Bonus Poem:

"Alas, our time runs out all to quick,
Time, the evil burning wick...
I wish there was a trick...
To make this stick!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jul 13, 2016

Eliuxz

Wife.

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e:
"The wife of my life,
Skilled with the knife,
A good reason to be nice..
Or I will be the next she'll slice!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jul 13, 2016

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
/Looks over his shoulder to see if wife is pleased. *Shivers*

<3 <3 Vanisher

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Chilling with my cats and drinking boxed wine.

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e: Suprisingly hard!

"Drinking wine,
Lacking a ryhme,
Doesn't matter,
I am the mad catter!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jul 14, 2016


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Robot Made of Meat

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Chilling with my cats and drinking boxed wine.

Are you related to GSJG?

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No topic, so one about YOU!

"A Robot Made of Meat,
Always bringing the beat,
No doubt, one of our elite,
Come, let's bring the heat!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Jul 14, 2016


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Not that i'm aware of.
To really hammer the theme home, i'm listening to Tori Amos too


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

bean mom

Eonwe posted:

ode to a someone soon to no longer be an IK

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e:
"Ode to ye, old Idiot King,
We wish you all glory and bling.
Thank you for your boon,
We shall see you again soon!"

Almost brought a tear to my eye, love you bro. <3


Bonus Poem:

"Alas, our time runs out all to quick,
Time, the evil burning wick...
I wish there was a trick...
To make this stick!"

god bless ye of the eon

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e:
Welcome IK Zyla!

"Zyla, our newest Idiot King,
We welcome you into this wild thing,
In your judgement we trust,
For your probations... we lust!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jul 14, 2016

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Scaly Haylie

a wizard doing some kind of infernal, highly magical cooking.

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e:

"Sticky hot fingers,
Taste that lingers.
Magic BBQ Sticks,
Guranteed to give you kicks!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jul 14, 2016

Matey

eat food

topic: seltzer water

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e:
Ok, that was hard, some emergency rhymes here. As advertised: Questionable quality!

"Delicious carbonated water,
Tasty like the farmers daughter,
Water with a twist, hard to resist,
Even recommended by John the Baptist."

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jul 14, 2016





Don We Now

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




public intoxication and/or urination

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e:

"Prowling the street,
A girl I'd like to meet,
Shivering drunk,
All I met was.. a skunk!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jul 14, 2016

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Drilldo squirt appreciation month, and your appreciation of it.

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e:

"Drilldo Squirt,
Dancing in a skirt,
Loved, not hated,
But still.. probated!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jul 14, 2016

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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
In the post
Here I go
How soon I'll be probated

apologies to Uxzuigal

-This haiku brought to you by Thunder Moose. Thunder Moose: he's the cool one.

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e:
Hope I followed all haiku rules, ain't written one in ages..!

"The warmth in this post.
Fire warming fills the forum.
I see the sun set."

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jul 14, 2016

celeron 300a

by exmarx
Please hit me with a poem about posting while drunk, or about handling drunk posters

alternatively, about a defective shitpost-making robot

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e:
"Posting drunk,
How far have you sunk?
Only one solution,
Beg for absolution!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jul 14, 2016

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
That marks the end of probation poems!

Thanks for attending.. I hope they were as terrible as I advertised them to be!

Any post after this is safe / won't get probated. Or Poemed!

<3 <3 Vanisher

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
First Post


Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
a fat cat
sat
on the mat

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e:
Due to a nice poem and a PM from Hogge, I decided to make one, and only one exception. :)

"A cat in a hat,
Sat and shat,
Ran of out luck...
HE GOT STUCK!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jul 14, 2016

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Don We Now

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




quote:

"Prowling the street,
A girl I'd like to meet,
Shivering drunk,
All I met was.. a skunk!"

true story.

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