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did he at least look good in his sisters pants
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 08:59 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:29 |
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Depends on if "poor and miserable @ 13" looks sexy 2u
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 09:05 |
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*Steeples fingers*
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 09:06 |
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That pussy dad probably had a pound of weed in his gay hippie-mobile. Makes you think
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 09:57 |
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DICKLORD BONE posted:That pussy dad probably had a pound of weed in his gay hippie-mobile. Makes you think i am honored to make your acquaintensce sir dicklord bone
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:03 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:gave him enough money to go back to college to be a nurse Ahahaha. Boy nurse.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:04 |
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he worked at nintendo and programmed Custer's Revenege
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:22 |
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OP needs to apologies, personally, to every single member of this dead forum.....yes even two worlds & Caro ......or suffer a lifetime of torment for posting this abomination.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:31 |
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a dad of a friend what a dad and a potter
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:41 |
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When I was ten, we used to collect crab apples and hide in the woods. Then we would throw them at cars.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:55 |
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I went to high school with a girl named Sabrina Waller who all 4 years of high school played the same bizarre game. She had a weird body, like she wasn't fat at all except right in her belly and looked full-term pregnant. She'd spend all year talking about her baby this and her baby that and she only ever wore soft cotton short shorts and skintight t-shirts but her belly never got any bigger and by the end of the year she was always holding her belly and saying "any day now..." Then next year she'd come back the exact same size and tell how she had her baby and her mom made her give it up for adoption and now she was pregnant again. She'd even talk about how she got to name it and it was always a crazy white trash name like Heavenly Music Waller. Every year. Plus it was a very small town it's not like we didn't all know and see her at Kmart over summer vacation and there she was round as ever.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 11:01 |
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I'd like to meet that Dad
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 11:14 |
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im sober now but i still can't tell what this thread is what is it
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 11:23 |
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criscodisco posted:I went to high school with a girl named Sabrina Waller who all 4 years of high school played the same bizarre game. She had a weird body, like she wasn't fat at all except right in her belly and looked full-term pregnant. She'd spend all year talking about her baby this and her baby that and she only ever wore soft cotton short shorts and skintight t-shirts but her belly never got any bigger and by the end of the year she was always holding her belly and saying "any day now..." that's pretty impressive are you sure it was waller and not duggar
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 11:27 |
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What color is the that he bought? Also, are you upset your grandma didn't love you? Man, I hope you're just doing good irl bud. I will pray for you. =)
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 11:33 |
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whoflungpoop posted:my friend's dad showed us a video of a lady smoking a cigarette with her vagina i'llnever understand the french
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 11:47 |
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We didn't suffer apple wingers in my hood. There was a couple kids back in oh...78 79 there abouts that got to winging apples, we cut their heads off and wung them with the very same stick they were using. Musta scerred the hell out of rest of 'em cause we haven't seen a winger in that hood since. loving apple wingers.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 13:20 |
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Sheep goats, thank you for your story. I have a crab apple tree in my yard and a sturdy stick that I can sharpen an end of to stick apples on, I will begin huckin' apples as soon as they're ready
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 15:16 |
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A friend's dad is a peculiar creature.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 15:20 |
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BoonyPC posted:I'd like to meet that Dad Same, may we have his email? OP, I'm confused about the moral of this story. Was it really New Jersey after all?
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 15:31 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i am honored to make your acquaintensce sir dicklord bone Ah yes hello and well met. It is good to be here, posting in this thread.
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 15:56 |
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A misanthrope posted:sheep goats, i gotta be honest and say i been away a while and dont remember if i like you or not hey AM i got a good thread for your RIGHT HERE
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 16:02 |
just so you know, the reason the apples sucked is most likely because the blossoms weren't properly thinned. To get big apples you need to make sure they aren't too crowded. another fact I learned from anime
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 16:36 |
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notZaar posted:A friend's dad is a peculiar creature. Uh huh, uh huh
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 19:42 |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:hey AM i got a good thread for your RIGHT HERE that fuckin klown, man
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:18 |
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I read the whole thing and I can't really decide if this is a good or bad thread
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:24 |
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when I was a wee youngun my dad had a friend who lived near us. he brought me to his house sometimes to play with his kids, a boy and a girl. the boy was kind of a bore but he had a hot wheels video game I loved to play. the girl had a hilariously bulbous forehead and that's all I remember about her. rarely saw the mom but I remember getting the impression she was "suburban happy," like she was too smiley and outgoing almost to the point of insincerity. she was friendly with my mother though. didn't think much of the dad. he was rather curt with his kids and children in general, I noticed. at some point my father stopped taking me to their house and never mentioned his friend again. didn't notice at the time because I didn't really think of the kids as my friends. some time later my father got caught in bed with another man (not the friend, a man I've never met) who he later married after my parents divorced. I only ever saw the dad friend one more time in my life, years after the divorce. he came to my house by himself when my mom and the siblings were out; knocked on the door, asked how I was doing and how the family was doing (fine, fine, they're out right now). told me to let him know if I or my family needed anything from him and to let my mom know he stopped by. I never did though. later on the kid mentioned in passing that his parents had been divorced for years (we were in high school by that point). sometimes I wonder if my dad had an affair with the friend before having an affair with his now-husband. maybe dad "cheated" on him, or vice versa. or perhaps it was all a set of unrelated coincidences. I'm not on speaking terms with my father right now, and I probably won't ask my mother about it. just one of life's little unsolved mysteries tl;dr dad may or may not have had an affair with his dad friend. no crab apples involved in this story
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:41 |
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i think your dad might be gay dude
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 20:48 |
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some say lovers are held together by a red thread
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:37 |
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http://i.imgur.com/ikOu5Tx.mp4
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:42 |
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WhiteDadSmilesatAsian.gif please Nevermind Thx OP!!!
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# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:32 |
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Can't believe I'm the first to point this out to you OP since it's written all over your story... the weird metaphors and subconsciously keeping your distance by just calling him "a friend's dad" instead of "JIMMY". When in highschool, your friends dad molested you. Have a nice weekend nevertheless and god bless you.
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# ? Jul 15, 2016 13:08 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:when I was a wee youngun my dad had a friend who lived near us. he brought me to his house sometimes to play with his kids, a boy and a girl. the boy was kind of a bore but he had a hot wheels video game I loved to play. the girl had a hilariously bulbous forehead and that's all I remember about her. rarely saw the mom but I remember getting the impression she was "suburban happy," like she was too smiley and outgoing almost to the point of insincerity. she was friendly with my mother though. didn't think much of the dad. he was rather curt with his kids and children in general, I noticed. Just think, if gay rights werent illegal back then, then your dad wouldn't have been shamed into having sex with a woman and you would never have been born. FIGHT THOSE RIGHTS!
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# ? Jul 15, 2016 13:12 |
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I finally truly understand the op... jesus... I have to get to salley, south carolina as soon as possible.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:10 |
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Well, was he right? Was it not New Jersey?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 16:44 |
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gleebster posted:Well, was he right? Was it not New Jersey? Lemme gleeb on that fer a minne, til I done gleebed it
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