i dont like it when ppl misinterpret little things that i do

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wearing a lampshade

like when i go to push my glasses back up my nose but im not actually wearing my glasses it's not a compulsive thing i'm assertively reminding those near me that im wearing glasses bc they could have forgotten

# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:43

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misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

When I hold the door for you, I'm not being courteous, I'm trying to get behind you so I can pick your pocket. I'm sick of people misinterpreting me.

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# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:50

City of Glompton

I'm only rubbing my eyes because I'm tired, jeez!

# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:52

wearing a lampshade

Like at thanksgiving, my cousin was all like "thanks for passing the salt" like he didn't know I was hoping he would spill it

# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:53

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

When I read a girls tshirt and she thinks I am staring at her boobs...

Yawning, people think I am tired.. when I am bored.

Carrying an Idiot King sign, people think I am an idiot, not a SA poster!

When I look in direction of someone, and they think I am interested in talking to them...

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Jul 15, 2016

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# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:01

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I let a guy in front of me in traffic and he waved a thank you. Jokes on him, I was just getting his license plate number so I could report a suspected drunk driver to the cops

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:02

wearing a lampshade

whenever im outside ppl are always saying "hi" back to me when I say "high" because I am and im warning them i cant carry on a conversation

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:57

wearing a lampshade

Sometimes when I hold a heavy door open people walk through the doorway and say "oh you didn't have to do that!" like I know im just testing my physical endurance it's 100% my choice

# ? Jul 15, 2016 01:10

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

albany academy posted:

whenever im outside ppl are always saying "hi" back to me when I say "high" because I am and im warning them i cant carry on a conversation

# ? Jul 15, 2016 01:53

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Uxzuigal posted:

i, on the other hand, hate it when i'm staring at a woman's tits and she thinks i'm reading her shirt.
especially when there's nothing even written on her shirt!

# ? Jul 15, 2016 02:04

MrWillsauce

I was just stretching my middle fingers chill out

# ? Jul 15, 2016 02:19

wearing a lampshade

I really, like REally hate it when I'm out walking with the dog and ppl are like "oh it's a fine day for walking your dog isn't it!" But they don't see the terror in my eyes, the helplessness, they can't see the control Bobo wields with an iron paw over me and my family

# ? Jul 15, 2016 02:53

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

albany academy posted:

I really, like REally hate it when I'm out walking with the dog and ppl are like "oh it's a fine day for walking your dog isn't it!" But they don't see the terror in my eyes, the helplessness, they can't see the control Bobo wields with an iron paw over me and my family

# ? Jul 15, 2016 03:09

Robot Made of Meat

When somebody does something for me, and I acknowledge it by saying, " -'kyou." They always think I'm lazily saying "Thank You."

If only they knew.

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# ? Jul 15, 2016 03:10

yuna: They have this invention called toilet now. Maybe if you hang up the cell phone yould know this

when people in public bathrooms think you're adhering to hygiene standards by washing your hands after taking a rank poo poo but you really just need to wash your hands of the blood from the body that you were stuffing in the toilet of the third stall :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 15, 2016 03:40

wearing a lampshade

this one is p recent but lately when I've been walking around with my phone out ppl have been asking what Pokemon I caught, like I don't even know what a pikeman is I'm jjst endlessly scrolling through my fbook feed feeling nothing inside

really raises my goddang hackles I tell ya

# ? Jul 15, 2016 03:43

wearing a lampshade

I've been asked - get this - why I keep muttering Bernie sanders under my breath occasionally - the friggin nerve! Her name is Bernice Anders and she was my first true love, tragically lost at sea under mysterious circumstance and I'll never stop trying to solve the case!

# ? Jul 15, 2016 12:25

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albany academy posted:

I've been asked - get this - why I keep muttering Bernie sanders under my breath occasionally - the friggin nerve! Her name is Bernice Anders and she was my first true love, tragically lost at sea under mysterious circumstance and I'll never stop trying to solve the case!

# ? Jul 15, 2016 12:35

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

I was not scratching my nose, I was picking it. I feel like you're being deliberately obtuse to think otherwise.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 13:45

wearing a lampshade

this loving RUDE JERK was like giving me so much guff bc he was in the bathrooms at work at the same time as me and saw me not wash my hands... saying things like "do you not care about yourself? do you not care about hygiene? do you like being disgusting? what if you're sick? do you want me to get sick?" ugh i was so MAD MAD MAD

OF COURSE I CARE. like, this dumbo, this total rube, do they not see me washing my hands every other time im not around them? i mean how can they possibly NOT realize im just doing it because of their germophobia and i love watching the sweat fly off their head as they vibrate with rage? im not some kind of total slob, dave!

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:02

wearing a lampshade

when i smoke a big fat weed stick ppl say "wow u love getting high! that so cool!" stfu i have a weed deficiency disease my doctor told me if i stop ill die from the lack of chill ppl can be so insensitive to medical condistions

# ? Jul 15, 2016 15:57

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

albany academy posted:

when i smoke a big fat weed stick ppl say "wow u love getting high! that so cool!" stfu i have a weed deficiency disease my doctor told me if i stop ill die from the lack of chill ppl can be so insensitive to medical condistions

# ? Jul 15, 2016 20:18

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

albany academy posted:

when i smoke a big fat weed stick ppl say "wow u love getting high! that so cool!" stfu i have a weed deficiency disease my doctor told me if i stop ill die from the lack of chill ppl can be so insensitive to medical condistions

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# ? Jul 15, 2016 20:20