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literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
And how did they get here? I seriously donl;t get it. I don;t remember what happened earlier, and now there's just a bunch of people iun my house. What do I ask them to find out who they are, where they came from, how they got here, etc. Thanks.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Get a big stack of FOIA forms.

.dazedandconfused..
Jan 5, 2006

Once upon a time Blubberkopf made me even more confused....
No, thank you.

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Get a big stack of FOIA forms.

I believe tyhat none of these people are government entities, so I don;t think this will doa ny good.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

literally this big posted:

I believe tyhat none of these people are government entities, so I don;t think this will doa ny good.

Might as well see anyways. :shrug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


There's nobody there OP. You're just tripping.

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There's nobody there OP. You're just tripping.

No, these people are real, and I've talked to them.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
What's the last thing they each ate?

Don't let them near the bathroom they'll try to steal your water once they've locked themselves inside.

.dazedandconfused..
Jan 5, 2006

Once upon a time Blubberkopf made me even more confused....

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There's nobody there OP. You're just tripping.

OP does not know it but Im in the corner watching the posting live.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




do you have a rare pokemon in your house?

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
That is not your beautiful house, op. Please leave.

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
So I asked this guy can he said his name was "Jacer" or "Jaser." I asked him what his favorite Progressive commercial was:

he said his favorite Progressive commercial was the one where it was like back from the seventies, and the guy's like "where's your husband at"

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
I think these people came from a birthday but I'm not sure.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Ask him how fast he can run.

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
So I walked into a room full of people shouting "The breakfast burrito is where it's at! The breakfast burrito is where it's at!" while pounding my fist into my other hand.

They generally agreed with that statement, but specified "with the addition of carne asada fries."

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Voted four

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


literally this big posted:

So I asked this guy can he said his name was "Jacer" or "Jaser." I asked him what his favorite Progressive commercial was:

he said his favorite Progressive commercial was the one where it was like back from the seventies, and the guy's like "where's your husband at"

Are you sure that his name isn't "Jazer?"

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Ask him how fast he can run.

I tried asking him, but then realized it was a little awkward asking him two weird random questions in a row, so I decided not to.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Just kill them under home invasion laws and stack their bodies up on the curb. :shrug:

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

.dazedandconfused.. posted:

OP does not know it but Im in the corner watching the posting live.

This could be true, kids these days with their smart phones and free downloadable apps

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Set up an airbnb real quick, set the price to $200,000,000 a night, and hold them for defrauding the host until they pay restitution. Now you got slaves! :v:

cnut
May 3, 2016

Are they setting up sniper positions at your windows, op? Be careful, poo poo could be going down shortly.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


literally this big posted:

No, these people are real, and I've talked to them.

No, the LSD is making it real.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

OP is David Byrne.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Its the feds, op. Going to jail for a long time.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
OP is Philip K Dick

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

literally this big posted:

They generally agreed with that statement, but specified "with the addition of carne asada fries."

They sound like well-meaning people. have you taken them out? they're probably really hungry, and they need something other than the cake from the birthday they just came from. i suggest taco bell, but here's the trick: just ask for some taco meat, salsa, and sour cream; after that, get a large order of MCDONALD'S fries. mix it all up and you've got a hearty meal for only $2 - $3

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