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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

ill throw it in you OP

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

King Possum III posted:

Dick sucking is one of life's greatest pleasures, and one where both participants benefit.

Shakespeare would say that blowjobs are twice blessed; they blesseth he who gives and he who receives.

But I've always believed it's better to give than to receive.

I'm jonesing for some johnson right now.

This is really beautiful, thank you for sharing with the group.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Naerasa posted:

This is really beautiful, thank you for sharing with the group.

Lol

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

numberoneposter posted:

ill throw it in you OP

support robot, please ACTIVATE option to see goons in public while im posting like pokemon

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Naerasa posted:

This is really beautiful, thank you for sharing with the group.

Not at all. I'd teach you, but I have to charge.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Have you tried breathing into a paper bag and then loving it op?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

alternatively clone yourself so you can go gently caress yourself!!!

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Son of Rodney posted:

actually she's the one working all day since I'm at home with two broken legs that I broke while falling in a pit

:smuggo:

Did you just plagiarize Andy Dwyers origin story as an argument for why you won't get Cvcked?


Btw that's no knock on you if you did. Good job actually

bag em and tag em fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jul 21, 2016

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Have you thought that maybe you haven't had sex because you're Drunk and Ugly?

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.



Hmm pretty good idea. Be Right back!

el B fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jul 21, 2016

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Drunk & Ugly posted:

its a vicious cycle, doctor

drat, you've got "it" bad.

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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
Please don't go incel OP. I only learned that word a few days ago and now I'm terrified of most goons.

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