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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
this may turn into a "make fun of everyone who posted before and win an av cert" thread

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Piso Mojado

mister magpie posted:

this may turn into a "make fun of everyone who posted before and win an av cert" thread

mister magpie posted:

one day in may , in a hospital on naval air station jacksonville, i was born :(

I wouldnt feel too bad magpie, a lot of men (and I do mean a lot) also consider their experience with your mother's vagina to be their most embarrassing moment as well.


Luvcow

One day nearer spring
WHAT WAS HIS NAME!!?????1??

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hi how are you

Luvcow posted:

WHAT WAS HIS NAME!!?????1??


hi how are you ♥

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Gross Dude posted:

I went on a date with a tag on my shirt. I had bought it the same day.

Did the tag at least buy you dinner or did you have to go dutch?

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Piso Mojado posted:

I wouldnt feel too bad magpie, a lot of men (and I do mean a lot) also consider their experience with your mother's vagina to be their most embarrassing moment as well.

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When I was young I was accidentally racist towards a very nice woman in a toy store. I still had no concept of racism at the time and could not imagine people judging others based on their race but now that I am no longer a small child I feel bad about it.

Also this other time when I was in pre school I accidentally hugged a stranger instead of my mom.

:jerry:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks. I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis. It was really hosed up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

Luvcow posted:

When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks. I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis. It was really hosed up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

:frogon:


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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Luvcow posted:

When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks. I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis. It was really hosed up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

im not goign to write you up for this post luvcow but i want you to know i expect better from you and what's more i know you expect better of you too


hi how are you ♥

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