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You ever think you were on mute on a conference call, and scream really loudly because of how boring the call is and you can't take it anymore, but then it turns out you weren't on mute and now everyone you works with thinks you are unstable?
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Jul 27, 2016 17:28
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Nope, sorry. I just look at my phone and pretend to pay attention to the conference call and hope no one asks me any direct questions.
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Jul 27, 2016 17:29
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Kuato posted:Nope, sorry. I just look at my phone and pretend to pay attention to the conference call and hope no one asks me any direct questions. I already smashed my phone from a previous conference call that was boring, i have to use headphones now and dial in from my computer
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Jul 27, 2016 17:30
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Here is a picture of my phone for proof:
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Jul 27, 2016 17:31
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No, but I often fart into the handset
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Jul 27, 2016 17:32
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JakeP posted:You ever think you were on mute on a conference call, and scream really loudly because of how boring the call is and you can't take it anymore, but then it turns out you weren't on mute and now everyone you works with thinks you are unstable? No op, I only ever scream on the inside. *bites fist*
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Jul 27, 2016 17:32
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My life is not a movie.
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Jul 27, 2016 17:32
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RobattoJesus posted:No op, I only ever scream on the inside. what about when you just can't hold it in any more?
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Jul 27, 2016 17:32
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Randal posted:My life is not a movie. yeah no poo poo, they don't let ugly rear end gimp mother fuckers in movies
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Jul 27, 2016 17:33
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JakeP posted:and now everyone you works with thinks you are unstable? 
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Jul 27, 2016 17:34
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Send them the picture of your smashed phone, that'll show 'em good!
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Jul 27, 2016 17:38
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I'm glad I work out of a truck and not in an office. No conference calls for me. I just have to deal with this blistering heat and a major case of swamp rear end.
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Jul 27, 2016 17:43
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I don't scream while on mute
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Jul 27, 2016 17:45
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Kashuno posted:I don't scream while on mute loving read the OP shitdick I wasn't on mute
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Jul 27, 2016 17:46
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one time my boss was talking to some idiot support guy at a vendor and he said "please move the phone" (since the call came in on my phone, and i'd handed the handset over, i figured he just wanted less tension on the handset cord) "better?" and then my boss starts wailing on his desk with the handset. BAM BAM BAM. "okay, you can unmute the phone now." "...i thought you said 'move' the phone" we had a good laugh about it afterward.
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Jul 27, 2016 17:49
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:one time my boss was talking to some idiot support guy at a vendor and he said "please move the phone" (since the call came in on my phone, and i'd handed the handset over, i figured he just wanted less tension on the handset cord) This owns
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Jul 27, 2016 17:51
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Just lol if you work in an air conditioned office like a fuckin pansy and not slaving away outaide in the 100 degree heat
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Jul 27, 2016 17:51
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JakeP posted:what about when you just can't hold it in any more? I poo poo my pants
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Jul 27, 2016 17:51
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do people still use those "batphones" for conference calls
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Jul 27, 2016 17:52
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Jul 27, 2016 17:56
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I have to monitor various adobe connect and polycom conferences and deal with any issues that may arise. You have no idea what boring is, these are MAB and PHD economic students giving presentations and it might as well be in another language because I don't have a clue what the hell they are talking about, yet I must stay alert.
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Jul 27, 2016 17:59
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Yes
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Jul 27, 2016 18:00
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Im a nice patient boy in control of actions and emotions, just a little skill I picked up in grades K-12. I don't yell or cry or hit things very often at all really.
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Jul 27, 2016 18:00
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if you're lucky. if you're not you get saddled with a wireless touchscreen abomination and speakers in the ceiling. e; or, worse, videoconferencing. Pipski fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jul 27, 2016 |
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Jul 27, 2016 18:03
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yes and then there was this record scratching sound that came out of nowhere
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Jul 27, 2016 18:07
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Pipski posted:if you're lucky. if you're not you get saddled with a wireless touchscreen abomination and speakers in the ceiling. e; or, worse, videoconferencing. if you're lucky you don't have to take calls from a conference room with a bunch of other people at all. At least I can close my office door and dick around while on calls and no one will know
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Jul 27, 2016 18:08
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i breathe heavily off mute on conference calls
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Jul 27, 2016 18:09
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Kuato posted:Nope, sorry. I just look at my phone and pretend to pay attention to the conference call and hope no one asks me any direct questions. Kuato once again proving he is a loving parasite leeching off the system gently caress you're a loving disgrace to capitalism gosh darn it Kuato!!!! If I find out your employers name your TOAST
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Jul 27, 2016 18:20
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JakeP posted:You ever think you were on mute on a conference call, and scream really loudly because of how boring the call is and you can't take it anymore, but then it turns out you weren't on mute and now everyone you works with thinks you are unstable? not thinks, knows
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Jul 27, 2016 18:20
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I work from home, so conference calls are no big deal. I put it on mute, put the speakerphone on with the volume way down, then just play some videogames or something. 2 hour conference calls are pretty fukkin rad.
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Jul 27, 2016 18:22
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ninety posted:Im a nice patient boy in control of actions and emotions, just a little skill I picked up in grades K-12. I don't yell or cry or hit things very often at all really. your weakness disgusts me
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Jul 27, 2016 18:22
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No, but one time I was working from home and was on a conference call and I yawned but it sounded like Chewbacca roaring. I thought I was muted, but someone immediately said "What the hell what that?" and I just stayed silent and didn't admit guilt.
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Jul 27, 2016 18:36
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