5 horrifying things you should NEVER google pt. 2

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Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Oh never search for

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:46

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:19

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Ghetto PCP dickmashing overdose

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:53

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

piss slave

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:54

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Penis pump disaster.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 21:38

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

"Blink 182 Freebird cover"

"mangina dentata"

"Ann Coulter sex tape"

"Michael Vick canine rape stand"

"Reddit"

# ? Jul 27, 2016 22:13

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

5. Mongolian Jenga

4. Horsepop

3. Aline Nery de Ara�jo

2. The Reverse Mailbox

1. Greenis

# ? Jul 27, 2016 22:35

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

http://ruinmysearchhistory.com/

# ? Jul 27, 2016 22:38

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

japanese holiday.avi

# ? Jul 27, 2016 22:42

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

slab bulkhead

meat mclarge-huge

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:53

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Somethingawful front page

# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:42

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

"blowfly girl"

# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:43

Turdo: Jun 15, 2012

Harlequinn fetus

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:45

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

I googled "Juggalo Proposal" they seem very elaborate, is that common to their culture?

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:49

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Roger Craig posted:

Somethingawful front page

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:50

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

- The Devil

- Devilpocalypse

- 666

- "666"

- Real devil pictures

- Too many devils

- the real devil appears in new Doom game

- Devil skeleton

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:53

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I googled "Juggalo Proposal" they seem very elaborate, is that common to their culture?

my video game husband is real

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:54

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Cubone posted:

my video game husband is real

Roadhog should totally have a juggalo skin, imho.

"I'm a one man dark carnival."

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:06

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Dreddout posted:

NSFW that poo poo!

Roadhog should totally have a juggalo skin, imho.

"I'm a one man dark carnival."

Turns out Overwatch's juggalo is Mai.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:14

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

all of these searches with the addition of "xxx" to the query

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:15

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

- The balls thing

- the bad balls thing

- balls get destroyed

- bad things happen to balls

- haunted balls

- devil balls

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:19

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

don't search for color climax

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:22

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Andy Kaufman wrestles a 327 pound woman

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:28

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Uncle Grandpa creepypasta illustrated

Papadum the clown final performance uncensored + aftermath

Unlicensed mohel fail

Montreal steak seasoning + dick

Montreal dick seasoning

# ? Jul 28, 2016 03:36

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Cubone posted:

my video game husband is real

Hey I remember that chick from Q3A.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 17:06

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Jst0rm posted:

all of these searches with the addition of "xxx" to the query

wrong, "xxx" is one of the only two additions that makes "something awful front-page" better, it'll take you to Horrors of Porn

the other addition, of course, is "dog forum"

these two additions will bring you to the entirety of the SA frontpage's good material

# ? Jul 28, 2016 17:18

jlechem: Nov 2, 2011; Fun Shoe

JiveHonky posted:

1. purple pancake
2. 3 students, 2 ergonomic keyboards
3. mexican dentist fail
4. juggalo proposal
5. electronic dance music

if i've left anything scary off the list please let me know in the comments below

Thanks OP now I'm unemployed

# ? Jul 28, 2016 17:23

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

- motorbike accident

- motorbike rape

- devil motorbike

- devil rapes motorbike

- devil motorbike rape baby

# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:15

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

- Phil Collins scat fantasy

- how many Big Wheels fit in a horse

- Aunt Jemima power play + blender

- Sophie Marceau + bat + sledgehammer

- scoring at Luby's toilet

# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:49

Rivethead: Feb 22, 2008

- Mangosteen and you
- tranny fluid
- nugget porn
- $10,000 desk
- ???

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:04

treasure bear: Dec 10, 2012

Unit 731

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:04

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Kharnifex posted:

japanese holiday.avi

I think I've seen this. Is it the one where the Japanese lady is scuba diving, and then she spreads her legs and a massive yellow cloud of piss erupts from her crotch, and then a guy swims through it in ecstasy with a big boner?

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:11

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

The secret life of C.S. Lewis

Jack Chick erotica

Dutch ape videos

Dutch ape parties

Dutch ape play

Danish ape videos

Illegal ape banquet

Congolese meat raffle

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:12

EdwardSwifferhands: Apr 27, 2008; I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

-LazyTown blooper reel
-Grody Sanchez
-Pubic Bees
-Anything about Dustin Diamond
-Calculator goop

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:13

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

- dildo world record fail

- Guinness dildo record death

- Guinness dildo record success

- jump scare porn

- jump scare erotica

- jump scare world record fail

- pumpkin prolapse

- devil's face pumpkin

# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:51

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

tumby

puppo

# ? Jul 28, 2016 23:06

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