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Take annual leave you loving idiot.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:40 |
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***Update: My benevolent boss decided to let me have the day off when I just told her the truth about wanting to go watch some gay tennis tomorrow. I couldn't have done it without you my goon brethren and sistren.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:42 |
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Kill your grandmother anyway.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:43 |
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sorry about your lovely job and your lovely life OP
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:52 |
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A Salty Affair posted:***Update: My benevolent boss decided to let me have the day off when I just told her the truth about wanting to go watch some gay tennis tomorrow. I couldn't have done it without you my goon brethren and sistren. she's going to want something in return hope you're ready to eat some rancid boss clunge on Tuesday
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:52 |
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Call in a bong threat, where you ask to speak to HR and then throw a fat rip
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:56 |
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What you do is phone in a little after you're supposed to be at work. Explain you ate some bad whatever last night and crapped yourself on the way to work, then you had to go home to shower and change. Offer to come into work after mentioning that your stomach still feels dodgy.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 19:59 |
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i didnt want to go to work tomorrow so i used one of my paid-time off days you could try that op
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:00 |
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I have over 150 leave hours accumulated and if i leave or get fired they pay that out so I try not to use it. I just say I'm sick most of the time. My dream is to get a higher paying job then I'll get a big fat check to piss away on liquor and gambling
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:02 |
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A Salty Affair posted:***Update: My benevolent boss decided to let me have the day off when I just told her the truth about wanting to go watch some gay tennis tomorrow. I couldn't have done it without you my goon brethren and sistren. As usual, being gay wins the day
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:05 |
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Wamdoodle posted:As usual, being gay wins the day loving faggots get all the rewards
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:12 |
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A Salty Affair posted:***Update: My benevolent boss decided to let me have the day off when I just told her the truth about wanting to go watch some gay tennis tomorrow. I couldn't have done it without you my goon brethren and sistren. Literally nobody recommended this yet you decided this on your own. Complete waste of everybody's time and I'm filing a lawsuit
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:33 |
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oh... it was for tennis?
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:35 |
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Last time I called off I told them I had decided to experiment with homosexuality last night and now my butthole hurts too much. And they can't fire you cause that's discrimination.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:40 |
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A Salty Affair posted:***Update: My benevolent boss decided to let me have the day off when I just told her the truth about wanting to go watch some gay tennis tomorrow. I couldn't have done it without you my goon brethren and sistren. well, that's a twist i didn't see coming
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:05 |
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Volume posted:Last time I called off I told them I had decided to experiment with homosexuality last night and now my butthole hurts too much. And they can't fire you cause that's discrimination. Filing this away for later use.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:06 |
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scott zoloft posted:uhh leave your oven on? lol that's what i say when I want to leave. with your head inside 1 things they dont want you to know about never having to work, again
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 21:08 |
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Your gonna show up for work Tuesday and someone else will be at your desk. Game. Set. Match.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 22:52 |
A Salty Affair posted:***Update: My benevolent boss decided to let me have the day off when I just told her the truth about wanting to go watch some gay tennis tomorrow. I couldn't have done it without you my goon brethren and sistren.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 22:59 |
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Do you like watersports op?
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 23:03 |
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OP is self-employed.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 23:11 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:How about you grow the gently caress up and act responsibly you loving parasite
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 00:29 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 00:32 |
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What the what?-?!! I did NOT write this, you exploited some security breach and now you're hosed Kuato, this goes straight to the top!!! (Mods) enjoy your vacation from the forums or should I say "Ban-cation"
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 01:15 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:What the what?-?!! Well that's what my screen showed there buddy. It was definitely what you was thinking in any case.
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