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Watch this trailer but ignore what's going on. Read ONLY the text that pops up on screen.
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listen, i did what the op said and it wasn't funny or interesting so if you're reading this just move along and pretend this thread never happened
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Jul 29, 2016 03:58
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and playing the role of tom cruise will be matt damon
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Jul 29, 2016 04:01
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so, err, uh, anybody want to tell me why white man Matt Damon is starring in a movie about ancient china, and their Great Wall? Like.. If you know me irl, I'm pretty far from SJ warrior, or whatevs, but seriously, even I kind of rolled my eyes a bit.
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Jul 29, 2016 04:05
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Just a Chinese copy of Pacific Rim except no robots, jets, planes, tanks, or guns, and slightly smaller monsters. There is a bitchin Flying Guillotine call out in the trailer though. Got to tell kids they didn't build the wall to keep the Mongols out, it was kaiju. Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jul 29, 2016 |
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Jul 29, 2016 04:05
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The Pony Incident posted:listen, i did what the op said and it wasn't funny or interesting so if you're reading this just move along and pretend this thread never happened same, but I am kind of wondering why matt damon is a china man
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Thinkpiece writers having seizures trying to decide what part of this they want to be offended by.
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