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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > knock knock
 
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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard getting busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
Then I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
drat right and I'll do it again
'Cause I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sending me

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Praxis Prion
Apr 11, 2002

The sky is a landfill.
Pillbug
Who's there?
I eat mop who?

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
:yikes:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Iron Prince posted:

open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard getting busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
Then I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
drat right and I'll do it again
'Cause I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sending me

dmx - helping white boys lift weights since 1990

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
my mate told me that when he smokes weeds he gets mega strong and can perform feats of wonder

true / false??

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Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Who goes there

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExitLAP6F9U

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-DfRSFWbA

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Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
 too bad this is florida and you are dead now

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

various cheeses posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-DfRSFWbA

rules.

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

 knock knock

whos there

caramel macchiat

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
o shiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Quid
Jul 19, 2006
 Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

...You said you would never forget

Sorry just got here from another topic,

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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
buttecysts gon give it to ya

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Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

 came out to play? then stay out my way.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Come in

* # ? Aug 1, 2016 10:20
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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
here come dat boi

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

amityville anus posted:

Come in
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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I hope you're here to talk about Jesus

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Zorodius posted:

I hope you're here to talk about Jesus

My favorite:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interrupting Cow Who?

Mooooooooooooooooooooo

But the way you make it funny, is you don't actually interrupt the person, you wait a few seconds after they say Who. It's all in the timing!

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Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007
 Keanu reeves movie right?
Pretty girls, that's all I remember. We should post photos of them. Go!

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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.

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