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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I recognize this 4chan meme.

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Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
this guy knows teh memes

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

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okay, put 'er in the forceps and just walk backwards until you can play middle C

naem
May 29, 2011

fingarbox

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Everyone will tremble as i whip out my powerful scaled and knotted donger (im actually a dragon irl)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The closest there was to a penis inspection day back when I was in high school was the annual physical all kids had to participate in if they wanted to play sports. The hernia check for men was done by the local physicians, and for some reason my dad kept ending up being the one to check me every year.

TL;DR my doctor dad checked my balls once a year during my time in high school.

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
The only time we had mandatory physicals was for if we played sports. But in 7th or 8th grade we also had one mandatory for everyone. All the girls were examined at the same time, and this one weird girl didn't wear a bra. No one said anything, but she was like, "I guess I forgot to wear an undershirt today." Also, the woman that did the exam did the exam for all the boys, and the boys went one at a time instead.

Everything about that school seems weirder and weirder the more I remember about it. But it was a private school, so that probably explains everything.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
Just great, another test I'm bound to flunk!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
our sports physicals in highschool was like everyone in this big room and you just went from station to station and like basically they just checked your height and weight and bloodpressure and poo poo, no ball fondling i feel like I got cheated now :sigh:

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nooner posted:

our sports physicals in highschool was like everyone in this big room and you just went from station to station and like basically they just checked your height and weight and bloodpressure and poo poo, no ball fondling i feel like I got cheated now :sigh:

I'll fondle your ballz, Nooner

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