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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Guy regularly makes posts on Facebook about daily life as a GM at Mcdonalds, a job he takes a lot of pride out. Turns out he is faking and doesn't actually work there at all.

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Have you faked your job or lifestyle to impress others on Facebook, gbs?

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
He seems to be going through a whole bunch of effort I say just give him the job.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The irony is it would be easier to just be a GM at McDonald's.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
pls dont doxx me

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Does this mean i can get free chicken mcnugs if I just show up at a mcdonalds and say I'm the manager? Asking for a friend.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a McDonald's Manager

*saxophone plays 'from rags to riches'*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
mental illness comes in many varied forms

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
drat all the benefits of managing a mcdonalds with none of the downsides i think this guy is on to something

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


This guy owns

LowPartz
Dec 23, 2015
Stolen Burger

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

LowPartz posted:

Stolen Burger

im laughing at this but i think you could have just kept it as stolen valor, either way its perfect

also what kind of gpa do you need to get into hamburger university?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

hes not sitting down, thats jon pop

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Fake it til you make it motherfucker.

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
he probably just does it so his wife doesnt suspect he has another wife.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
He looks like he'd be a pretty chill manager. Like he would give you the afternoon off for a dentist appointment or if you had to take your cat to the vet.

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
i do hate when people keep looking up in my face like they're from augusta, tho

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

i wonder what kind of advantages come with pretending to be a gm at mcdonalds, hmmm

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

TOOT BOOT posted:

i wonder what kind of advantages come with pretending to be a gm at mcdonalds, hmmm

All the Philly steaks you can eat.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i like that

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rahu posted:

Does this mean i can get free chicken mcnugs if I just show up at a mcdonalds and say I'm the manager? Asking for a friend.

McD employees might recognize their own manager, but I could be wrong about this

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

It would be nice to have such modest dreams.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I hope this isn't against the law or something to get get him shot

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


TOOT BOOT posted:

i wonder what kind of advantages come with pretending to be a gm at mcdonalds, hmmm

You do interviews with people and they give you their personal details and SSN, etc... then you drain their bank accounts after awhile, file a tax return on their behalf, take out credit cards in their name, etc...

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Un-l337-Pork posted:

You do interviews with people and they give you their personal details and SSN, etc... then you drain their bank accounts after awhile, file a tax return on their behalf, take out credit cards in their name, etc...

...and buy yourself a McDonald's franchise.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Man, this guy know what career he wants and is determined to get it.

A little misguided, maybe.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
This has inspired me and I'm gonna pretend I run a Circle K location

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Leaders are born not made and this man was born to manage the drat walmart McDonald's on irby

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
I doubt a mcdonald's worker would willingly eat their own food.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

trash person posted:

This has inspired me and I'm gonna pretend I run a Circle K location

Nice. I might pretend I'm a gbs moderator, but that role seems a little too pathetic

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

down n out posted:

Leaders are born not made and this man was born to manage the drat walmart McDonald's on irby

who's starting the internet petition to just let him take the manager job with no experience and a fake degree from hamburger university

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
hamburglar working the long con

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I want to be the guy that got his dick sucked because I told them I was a McDonald's GM.

grill youre saelf
Jan 22, 2006

That's me. I'm the fake McDonalds GM, because it is such a PRESTIGIOUS position.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:

mental illness comes in many varied forms

grill youre saelf
Jan 22, 2006

extra stout posted:



also what kind of gpa do you need to get into hamburger university?

lol if you think they don't let any idiot get their "Bachelors degree in Hamburgerology" (tm)

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
wow that's dedication to... some kind of cause!!

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

This guy is much saner than those superhero guys who pose with swords but just call the cops with their phones if they see an actual crime

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