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Pon de Bundy posted:I'm pretty sure that the strippers are not pure as the fallen snow and in fact are willing to gently caress you for ridiculously cheap because they are on drugs or have addiction issues , but I'm talking about a bottom of the barrel strip club I never said they were. I said strip clubs that allow that sort of thing are exploitative (lol if you think the club owner gets no cut from that at all). Apparently that's upsetting to some who insist that no, in fact, they like it.
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why get a prostitute, lots of meth and heroine users will kindly throw you some bloodborne level rear end for like 40$ and holding their gross calloused hand
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Man, this thread is terrible!
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OctoberBlues posted:Man, this thread is terrible! Check out the mac n cheese thread instead.
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a dog from hell posted:Check out the mac n cheese thread instead. that thread sounds even worse
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Volume posted:I mean yeah, naked cis-women are always great to look at but you end up blowing hundreds of dollars and you're not even allowed to touch a titty. You might as well be paying for internet porn. And then there's the awkwardness of knowing that every other dude in there probably has a hard on as well. It's pretty much one giant expensive circle jerk where you're not allowed to jerk it. Just get a prostitute at least they screw you for real. i bet a m2f trans strip club would be a huge hit
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I went to a strip club with a bunch of friends because that's where you have to go if you want to keep drinking at 2:30 on a Tuesday morning. It was nothing like in tv/films. There was no stage, no poles, not a single tit was seen. It was just a bunch of girls walking around in undies and dressing gowns asking people if they wanted to pay for a dance. We eventually got kicked out for dancing to whatever lovely pop music was playing in the background because "this isn't a night club." Didn't seem like much of a strip club either.
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Pon de Bundy posted:I'm sorry but just lmao , lmao if that is your strip club experience . in the Detroit area I know strippers that will gently caress for less than 100 dollars , poo poo much less 1300 for a sad touch . I can't even ..lol "can't touch the strippers" what club is that ? Hahahahahaha in new orleans you can probably get a handy for a cig
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i say probably because i'm not sure if the offer is still on the table
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Pon de Bundy posted:I'm sorry but just lmao , lmao if that is your strip club experience . in the Detroit area I know strippers that will gently caress for less than 100 dollars , poo poo much less 1300 for a sad touch . I can't even ..lol "can't touch the strippers" what club is that ? Hahahahahaha imo this falls under my theorem of 'the sex you want you don't get, the sex you get you don't really want'
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Mandator posted:in new orleans you can probably get a handy for a cig a half and half costs ~$60 from a stripper in the quarter
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Murphy Brownback posted:If you want a lame strip club, head to the Cafe Risque near Gainesville FL. No touching the girl (your hands have to be behind your head for lap dances), lap dances are only topless and they put on some shorts over their underwear, no alcohol, and most of the girls sound like they've been smoking since birth. The food's not bad though. Lapdances are done with your hands behind your head, blindfolded at gunpoint... terrible place
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Popped a boner during a gainesville lapdance and the bouncer threw me out!
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Aug 10, 2016 19:41
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strip clubs are voluntary concentration camps where the guards are sexy instead of scary and the prisoners pay for the privilege of keeping the gently caress away from decent society
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Professor Shark posted:Last bachelor party I went to everyone got drunk enough that they wanted to go to the sleaziest club they could think of, a buddy and I dropped out from behind the group and just left. I did the same thing. Bachelor got bilked out of a couple thousand dollars because he was super drunk, and the bar tab was hundreds of dollars because they kept bringing out buckets and buckets of beer.
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I'm so dam hot the strippers ask ME for a dance
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insufficient guns posted:I went to a strip club with a bunch of friends because that's where you have to go if you want to keep drinking at 2:30 on a Tuesday morning. It was nothing like in tv/films. There was no stage, no poles, not a single tit was seen. It was just a bunch of girls walking around in undies and dressing gowns asking people if they wanted to pay for a dance. We eventually got kicked out for dancing to whatever lovely pop music was playing in the background because "this isn't a night club." Didn't seem like much of a strip club either.
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redm posted:thank you that means a lot something awful > gbs
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way back in the day (early 00s) some people i knew at the time all went to the local lovely 18+ strip club that doesnt even serve booze (Mack Two's in Billerica, MA) for another's birthday and when one of them who was presumabely dragged along was chatted up for a dance by one of the ladies he said "no thanks, I just spend all my money on Pokemon" and then turned their attention back to their Nintendo DS to resume playing while sitting in the corner of the club as everyone else was front and center on pervert alley. so would ur first name be Bob by any chance op?? the worst thing is now flash forward almost 15 years and such behavior is almost considered acceptable and understood by ppl playing PGO (which is a lot of adult ppl) 
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quote:the day I imagine that a stripper is capable of getting a bead on my psychological profile or sexual interests by speaking to me for less than 10 minutes is the day I decide to stick my genitals in a food processor for the record I don't think you're as complicated as you think you are bro
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Aug 10, 2016 23:56
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People still play pokemon go? I figured people would get bored of it by now
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redm posted:thank you that means a lot Here a tip. If you are a girl and like boys your straight. If you are a girl and like girls your gay. If you are a boy and like girls your straight. If you are a boy and like boys your gay. If you are a boy and like both your gay. If you are a girl and like both your straight. That's it. Pretty simple.
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Snatch Duster posted:Here a tip. Wow that's pretty bigoted of you.
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Maybe the smartest strip club setup I've ever seen is at South of the Border in the Carolinas. You have the family entertainment strip where you can drop off the wife and kids to eat buffet mex and blow off a finger tossing fireworks and then drive about 200 yds away to find a couple of the skeeziest strip clubs I've ever seen. I bet "take the kids to lunch and I'll catch up in a bit" is a common refrain there.
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Moridin920 posted:i just dunno why people can't admit hey maybe the stripper doesn't like touching your dick despite what she tells you How do you know everything, about every topic, that impacts every person? And how do net guns play into this?
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Volume posted:I mean yeah, naked cis-women Things went wrong from the get go
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