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1.

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
2. wear cool hats??

the unabonger
3. good beer selection at the biannual international men's council

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4. always someone to blame your problems on


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5. country music


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6. at least 90% of really good 80's movies

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Piso Mojado posted:

6. at least 90% of really good 80's movies

notable exception: Adventures In Babysitting

mailorder bees

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Piso Mojado posted:

6. at least 90% of really good 80's movies

what about aliens??


thanks Manifisto!

City of Glompton

7. saying "gently caress the patriarchy" sounds really badass


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

joke_explainer


mailorder bees! posted:

what about aliens??

aliens are just the patriarchy's patriarchy

joke_explainer


im sick of alien dad telling me what to do... hes not even my real dad

i can read your thoughts, son, i'm very disappointed

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joke_explainer posted:

im sick of alien dad telling me what to do... hes not even my real dad

i can read your thoughts, son, i'm very disappointed

hosed up


thanks Manifisto!

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
in killing floor 1, pat is easy to kill. but the new boss in killing floor is a pain in the rear end to kill. he literally grabs hold of you and sucks health out of you. shiza code if you ask me

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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
toxic masculinity is pretty cool. you get to fight people all the time like the glimmer man, and you don't have to do hard stuff like think about your feelings or think about other people's feelings.

treasure bear

men are on average bigger and so should be in charge

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Mandays, a secret day of the week -- JUST FOR MEN.


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joke_explainer posted:

aliens are just the patriarchy's patriarchy

the patriarchy of my patriarchy is my friend

misty mountaintop

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13. It's better than a snake crawling in you're mouth while you sleep and then popping out your eye from the inside.

alnilam

14. reminds you of existence of cool words like patriarch and matriarch

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15. ensures there is always someone to beat your rear end, if you pay them money

alnilam

16. spinoff word "gaytriarchy" allows even straight white men to talk about how they're oppressed

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
17. The old saying "if you have a dick you can be a dick" applies to you

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Splatmaster posted:

17. The old saying "if you have a dick you can be a dick" applies to you

18. You can make up any 'ol saying any time

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alnilam posted:

15. ensures there is always someone to beat your rear end, if you pay them money

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I'm hungry.
19. My dad could beat up your dad

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