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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

im gaye posted:

do not empty quote

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
https://www.somethingawful.com/forum-rules/forum-rules/

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Rule #1: Don't be a dick.

I'm an Old Fart who also happens to be a teacher who attempts all day long to get 8th graders to appreciate the coolness that is science. I see stupid behavior continually, primarily due to the fact that 8th graders are essentially piles of hormones with feet. Don't ruin my evening at home by being a dick.

Rule #2: Refer to Rule #1.

If you are going to be a dick, you had better be amazingly funny about it. Otherwise I get upset, like when I can't find that spoon that I got at the World's Fair that I use to eat my ice cream. When I get upset, bad things happen to people other than myself.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm still trying to figure why "I should know better"?

I mean, I obviously don't.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

im gaye posted:

do not empty quote

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

VendaGoat posted:

I'm still trying to figure why "I should know better"?

I mean, I obviously don't.

Because you've been here for over 10 years. Think about it. W was president when you joined this place. You saw what idiocy looked like on a daily basis. You don't need to do it here.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

genesplicer posted:

Because you've been here for over 10 years. Think about it. W was president when you joined this place. You saw what idiocy looked like on a daily basis. You don't need to do it here.

woah mods??

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

genesplicer posted:

Because you've been here for over 10 years. Think about it. W was president when you joined this place. You saw what idiocy looked like on a daily basis. You don't need to do it here.

Look, take your pick on responses, this was twenty seconds of thought.

1. And now is any better? :v:

2. Are you saying my posting is a dumb as W?

3. You want to hold me and this forum to a higher standard than the lowest iq (I chose this phrase, out of deference to you and you alone, but know I wanted to use the harsh language variant) president in the history of this country? Not taking into account the progress of knowledge throughout history.

4. You're seriously discounting that humor is highly subjective, you fuckman.

5. Sometimes Idiocy is funny.

6. *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

7. Mods, much like gods, should work in mysterious ways.

8. You think ten years on this forum taught me a god damned thing? AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHA!

9. Even your students would tell you that farts, boogers and poop is hilarious.

10. (And this is the rude response) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDXuoWXCw38&t=9s

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
yeah listen to mean gene broderbund he means the best.and he totally looks out for u

Its tough love fuck8ng dipsht idot

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Please stop insulting ex-president Bush, he's not even here to defend himself.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Mods please change my name to mean gene broderbund

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

1 just post
2 mods knew
3 RIP harambe
4 be funny

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

this forum is moderated because posts like all things must be taken in moderation

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
no fatties

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
When something pops in your head (not a .38 caliber pistol please) make a thread about it. Watch it sprout wings and fly or sink like a stone!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
post small bart

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Whatever u do, OP, don't be permabanned poster TacticalUrbanHomo.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

1. My heartfelt thanks to all the posters itt

2. W reminded me of wumbo for the first time in many years. That felt nice.

2a. I don't think I'll be using the hotline after all.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

genesplicer posted:

Rule #1: Don't be a dick.

I'm an Old Fart who also happens to be a teacher who attempts all day long to get 8th graders to appreciate the coolness that is science. I see stupid behavior continually, primarily due to the fact that 8th graders are essentially piles of hormones with feet. Don't ruin my evening at home by being a dick.

Rule #2: Refer to Rule #1.

If you are going to be a dick, you had better be amazingly funny about it. Otherwise I get upset, like when I can't find that spoon that I got at the World's Fair that I use to eat my ice cream. When I get upset, bad things happen to people other than myself.

k

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
no funny topical krusty images because one person doesnt like them

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

vols bitch posted:

no funny topical krusty images because one person doesnt like them

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Digital Fingers posted:

Please stop insulting ex-president Bush, he's not even here to defend himself.

Only because he doesn't know how a computer works.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nathilus posted:

1. Kill urself
2. Kill your famil

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


hehe topical

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Disappoint everyone.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

VendaGoat posted:

Look, take your pick on responses, this was twenty seconds of thought.

1. And now is any better? :v:

2. Are you saying my posting is a dumb as W?

3. You want to hold me and this forum to a higher standard than the lowest iq (I chose this phrase, out of deference to you and you alone, but know I wanted to use the harsh language variant) president in the history of this country? Not taking into account the progress of knowledge throughout history.

4. You're seriously discounting that humor is highly subjective, you fuckman.

5. Sometimes Idiocy is funny.

6. *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

7. Mods, much like gods, should work in mysterious ways.

8. You think ten years on this forum taught me a god damned thing? AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHA!

9. Even your students would tell you that farts, boogers and poop is hilarious.

10. (And this is the rude response) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDXuoWXCw38&t=9s

This all checks out gene

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

im gaye posted:

hehe topical

it was a topic

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

once

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Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

paul_soccer10 posted:

what are the rules for gbs

Paul, since you ain't got plat, I send you Drad_Bert's warmest regards in your very own thread!

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