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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

anyone have any home remnedies for having a good sat night? there's only a 1/4 left in the bottle so im not sure its worth the walk. :11tea:

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idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
just go get it and drink it

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Just... Yknow, crying alone while regretting all the wrong choices in life, checking out GBS, the usual

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im not following you

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Maybe turn the TV on and see what's on? Watch some porn if you're lucky enough to be single?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
are ur legs broken?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
yeah move your disgusting meat swarm in the general direction of the liquid and then imbibe the liquid

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Don Tacorleone posted:

Just... Yknow, crying alone while regretting all the wrong choices in life, checking out GBS, the usual
The Alcoholism and Depression Meme

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

just put your whole fuckin' fist up your own rear end you bitch otherwise go get your fuckin' booze and drink it

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

sorry i went and got the bottle now im gonna finish it so here's your last chance to get in your final shots on the poor op of this thread

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

jarofpiss posted:

sorry i went and got the bottle now im gonna finish it so here's your last chance to get in your final shots on the poor op of this thread
Your life is not a funny joke anymore.

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
how much did you drink of it while driving home

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

good job op thank you voted 5

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

jarofpiss posted:

sorry i went and got the bottle now im gonna finish it so here's your last chance to get in your final shots on the poor op of this thread

Hey... If you're ever in need of a suicide buddy, hit me up

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

idiotbitch posted:

how much did you drink of it while driving home

sorry wasn't keeping track because i was being a responsible driver, but a man does work up a thirst at a red light in the middle of the night so i'm not gonna deny i wet my palate

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Please also hit me up but only because I wanna take a high motion capture of it (the bullet (erupting from your skull))

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Don Tacorleone posted:

Hey... If you're ever in need of a suicide buddy, hit me up

sorry i'm in a long game of chicken with the grim reaper and i haven't blinked yet so prolly won't be shooting myself any time soon (might close this thread since i found my bottle though)

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

The Alcoholism and Depression Meme

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I don't get the issue with alcoholism and depression. If you're depressed, the answer might just be more alcohol.

Or maybe less alcohol?

So just fiddle with the volume until you're not depressed

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

The Alcoholism and Depression Meme

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

The Alcoholism and Depression Meme

p popular here

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

The Alcoholism and Depression Meme

lol

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

:smith:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

now i feel bad

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

now i feel bad

now I feel bad

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Alcoholics are so sad. I'm gonna go smoke my 8th bowl of the night

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Go out and get another bottle.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Bob James posted:

Go out and get another bottle.

alcohol sales might be closed at this time of night

gotta wait til morning

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Not if you can find a brick first you don't

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Or really just any decent rock

The takeaway here is you ain't gotta wait for poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cocaine is good OP

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
pace around your apartment getting more and more agitated at every perceived injustice then flip out and kick your dog

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Just have comfort in knowing that failing to get it means that you're too lazy to be an alcoholic

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Trojan.exe posted:

Just have comfort in knowing that failing to get it means that you're too lazy to be an alcoholic

From what I have read, this is legit.

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