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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > how to get away with murder
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Doghouse

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
Kill androids (they have no souls)

* # ? Aug 18, 2016 02:15
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Doghouse

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
When you get arrested, convince the police that the victim is actually just very tired

* # ? Aug 18, 2016 02:16
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mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
step 1: commit a murder
step 2: try not to get caught
step 3: dont get caught


thanks Manifisto!

* # ? Aug 20, 2016 07:53
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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

mailorder bees! posted:

step 1: commit a murder
step 2: try not to get caught
step 3: dont get caught

Mythbusters did an episode on this, dude. Long story short: myth busted.

* # ? Aug 20, 2016 13:59
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Don't bury them in a shallow grave.try a really deep grave

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JiveHonky

by zen death robot
Name your dog Bark Obama

* # ? Aug 20, 2016 22:17
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Senior Management



 Leave the body in Drilldo Squirt's house.

:jerry:
* # ? Aug 20, 2016 23:46
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 be rich and powerful.

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